mother father

Its origin is of no importance only its destiny. It is the clean way of calling someone a motherfucker, cleanly.

You're such a mother father.

by MexicanShortie January 10, 2005

Mother-in-the-garden

When a women motorboats a man's ball sack/testicles.

"Wait...I heard helicopter noises coming from your bedroom last night...followed by a sigh of pleasure. Did you mother-in-the-garden Chandler?!?! OMG!"

"I like to mother-in-the-garden as foreplay to tea bagging."

by Sexy Students Association December 2, 2011

mother in law

A dreadful experience which we all must go through, unfortunately.

Next time, pour holy water on her... she may melt.

by Nikki J. September 10, 2003

mother lake

the lake filled with mothers water

jinsoul was swimming in the mother lake in the singing in the rain music video

by curiositybyloona April 30, 2022

mother fucker

My father

My father is a mother fucker, that's how I was born

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

Mother Shit

The largest piece of fecal matter in a single bowel movement. Can arrive alone, or among a smaller, heralding convoy of toadies, known as Turdies.

I thought I'd finished dumping a load; little did I know the Mother Shit had yet to arrive.

by thedpster October 13, 2012

Smother Mother

1. A clinging Matriarch, who has to know every goings’ on of her son or daughter, even when they have left home.

Rachel: “My Mom is driving me nuts!”
Tom: “Why’s that?”
Rachel: “I moved out 2 years ago, but she has to constantly know where I’m going, who with and for how long I’m out”.
Tom” “Bummer, girl”.
Rachel: “Yeah, she is a “Smother Mother”, for sure.

by Bayareaboy17 June 1, 2017