morning rickness

When your pregnant wife has morning sickness and you are so in sync that you get it too.

Palmer was late for work again. He woke up with morning rickness again.

by KegMonster May 25, 2019

Morning would

When a gay man meets another man they're sexually attracted to, and he has no intentions of having sex or being in a relationship with him. He's simply a new acquaintance that he happens to be sexually attracted to. Just as morning wood is natural and harmless, so is this sexual attraction that will lead nowhere but friendship and good wholesome times. The Morning Would can be very intense, but still all okay and because it's normal. does not affect the friendship in negative ways. It's simply an unexpressed attraction because you can express whatever you want, and keep the pure intention of having intelligent conversations and experiences with anyone regardless of uncontrollable inclinations that need not be manifested. Because hey, you might both really like video games or art or swimming or throwing darts or south park or church or pokemon cards or dungeons and dragons or marijuana or making jewelry or existentialism or longboarding or literally anything that is not sticking your dick in their ass because there are unlimited activities.

When I first met Mark, he gave me morning would. I still get it sometimes, but he doesnt care. He loves my back massages, and lets my gay ass cuddle with him sometimes, but that's as far as we'll go affection-wise 'cause he's straight. His girlfriend is super fun to be around. They call me their brother. Some people don't believe me, but I genuinely don't care about sex. They are my homies and I'll love them forever.

by Polarpad370 July 23, 2019

Idle morning

When you're at work and there's nothing to do so you cruise the internet and chat until your boss hands you some work.

Dude 1: "Dude, check out Johnson, he's just chilling in his cube cruising the net."
Dude 2: "Yeah, the boss must have forgot about him, so he's having an idle morning today."

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

morning man

a slang term for penis.

doesn't take much to wake me just shake your morning man.

by therighteousregination August 2, 2009

Morning Shower

When you take a shower in the morning and are incapable of getting anything done, due to lack of sleep. Usually you end up just sitting under the hot water, which does nothing other then wake you up. Similar to a Pirate Bath.

Guy 1: Dude, you smell like shit
Guy 2: Yea, I had a morning shower when i woke up

by hanky hanks February 10, 2010

Morning Baby

A dim wit that was conceived with a piss hard on.

That banjo playin' drooler in Deliverance was definitely a Morning Baby.

by timo4001 June 4, 2018

Huber morning

Waking up Looking extremely beat and exhausted. Wake up wearing different clothes than the ones you slept in. No energy to move body. Smell like Raging Hot Chicken, weed, fruit roll-ups, and ton dog

Mom and Dad: Bitch you look beat as fuck
Me: sorry just having a Huber morning

by Female7777777 September 30, 2019