money goggles

what a hot women must be wearing in order to be dating/married to/sleeping with/hitting on some loser, ass ugly ,weird guy.
synonymous to beer googles, but for women.

Two friends see a gorgeous girl all over some dork in a club
"She must have her money goggles on."

by thc4166 May 23, 2009

money brooms

When a stripper squats and spreads her arms out to sweep the dollars bills from her floor after she finishes her dance to a Nickelback song.

Damn, Fantasia is sweeping the floor with her money brooms!

by redux saints November 17, 2017

money redistribution machine

A nickname that my overworked and institutionally derisive father used to give himself when he was feeling especially used and unappreciated.

Oh yes, let’s plan a fucking dream vacation from your oh-so-difficult lives while I - the money redistribution machine - goes straight to my wallet so “we” can fund it!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

money drunk

A phrase describing the reality of folks who are so full of themselves due to their financial privilege that the distortion causes profound lapses in judgment.

My ultra-wealthy friend down in Texas has become money drunk, and therefore ultra-stupid about how he spends it; his most recent demonstration of this phenomenon was with his purchase of an exotic wild animal ranch he’s nicknamed “Big Nuggets Ranch!”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2020

Dank Money

A term used to describe drug money. Money made from selling drugs. Trappin

Pablo has dank money.
"Yo Slim got that dank money!"

by SwitchB February 15, 2019

Young Money Mint

A nickname used for a rapper eminem is still afraid of to this day

Yo have you just heard young money mint’s new song its better than his boyfriend fatneeks songs!

by JimmersLadYT March 10, 2021

teenager money

Dirty and rumpled bills (banknotes) such as are produced from jeans pockets of people who don't use wallets.

When I turned 40 I decided I was too old for teenager money.

by Celeryko January 18, 2008