Mongolian Spike

The act of ramming a thumb up a female's anus while she is receiving oral sex. It is usually performed at the point of climax to intensify the "shock" and therefore "pleasure" associated with the climax.

Dude, while going down on my girlfriend last light, I gave her a Mongolian Spike just before she came. I thought she was going to loose her mind! She even spoke in tongues!

by Salty n Sticky December 7, 2009

Mongolian swamp rat

A mystical creature that feeds off of maggots in the Mongolian swamps. Commenly referred to Asians who eat things off the ground.

"Oi Damon quit eating shit off the ground you dumb Mongolian swamp rat."

by Ryan_gow69pussyflaps March 24, 2016

Mongolian Dynamite

When a Mongolian man paints his dick red then proceeds to ejaculate on your back and leaves a string of cum dangling from his dick looking like a fuse.

I heard Sheila 's ex-Mongolian boyfriend would do the Mongolian Dynamite to her in bed.

by Dr Dank MD PhD July 7, 2016

Mongolian back scratcher

When someone shits in their hand then gives you a good rough back scratching

How was your date with jenica? "Great until she gave me a Mongolian back scratcher"

by Wally the wanker February 10, 2017

Mongolian Mudslide

When you have to release your fecal matter but have a sports practice, so you let it out in your compression shorts. Thus, creating a mudslide like environment in your pants with your own feces.

I had soccer practice after school and had no time to use the bathroom, so i ended up with a mongolian mudslide.

by Chet chu betcha September 13, 2017

mongolian muzzle nuzzle

When your supervisor tries to add you on social media to butt fuck you or gain information.

"Duude, my supervisor is hitting me up on twitter again!"
"Damn bro, again with the Mongolian muzzle nuzzle"

by Sir_7eggs June 27, 2018

Mongolian Hangover

The full day you spend shitting after eating too much delicious stir fry

I can't go out today, I'm on the throne from the Mongolian hangover

by Skrimps February 14, 2020