Someone of simple intelligence or who once upon a time would be called a village idiot. Especially effective when teamed with the name of your next door town.
by Anonymous August 19, 2003
Get the ming mong mug.1. (Mong)- Slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. This makes every witness simultaneously raise their hands to their shoulders and shake 'em while sticking their tongue in their lower lip and making 'urrgh' noises.
2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.
2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.
1. Steve you mong, you've just poured the kettle onto ya cornflakes.
2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.
2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.
by Safecracker G October 15, 2004
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A girl that always has the same facial expressions, so that people can never tell what she is really thinking or feeling.
A: That chick seems pretty nice. I don't understand her though.
B: No, man, she's a Mona Lisa, you'll never understand her.
B: No, man, she's a Mona Lisa, you'll never understand her.
by Notrurwords November 15, 2011
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Get the mong hole mug.Like when someone is funny and a bit dumb no intelligence like . Then instead of saying. The word stupid or dumb or any other way.
" he is a mongo "
by I made an account to make a w November 5, 2017
Get the Mongo mug.Mona is like a four-leaf clover, a rare and precious finding that you would never risk letting go. “How so?” You ask. Mona ticks all the right boxes. She is powerfully determined, passionately invested and superbly skilled. Her capacity to make your life better (be it as a friend or a lover) is beyond admirable. Her essence is contagious, it’s impossible to be beside her without wanting to crack a smile! Her eyes tell the most beautiful story and her mind is intensely seductive. Let’s not forget that she is a queen in the streets and a freak in the sheets.
Mona is a pure and genuine soul that lives life with her heart on her sleeve. She loves advocating for human rights (mostly women’s), Disney movies and singing covers of her favourite tunes! Physically Mona is built like a goddess despite whatever her insecurities tell her! She is the most beautiful creature in existence. One of the greatest pleasures you’ll experience is having Mona in your life. Cherish her, always!
Mona is a pure and genuine soul that lives life with her heart on her sleeve. She loves advocating for human rights (mostly women’s), Disney movies and singing covers of her favourite tunes! Physically Mona is built like a goddess despite whatever her insecurities tell her! She is the most beautiful creature in existence. One of the greatest pleasures you’ll experience is having Mona in your life. Cherish her, always!
by Bolingo_24 April 7, 2020
Get the Mona mug.A pretty girl who does'nt like to smile. Usually caused by a traumatic upbringing and/or bad relationships where she was taken for granted. Because of what she's been through, she does'nt realize how truly attractive she is or does'nt consider herself attractive anymore. A prime example of damaged goods.
Guy 1: Why does'nt the cutie that works at Starbucks smile more often? A pretty girl like that should be smiling all the time.
Guy 2: She's a mona lisa, bro.
Guy 1: Well, there's definitely a special place in hell for her ex boyfriends.
Guy 2: She's a mona lisa, bro.
Guy 1: Well, there's definitely a special place in hell for her ex boyfriends.
by GhostHunter September 22, 2005
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