MOLESTERGATE

The act of a pedophile weighing options on which child pray to molest.

That dirty old pedophile is molestergateingthose children . He has been running the mostlergation for weeks! And the main mostergated child became petafullishish.
And the pedophile said to the child as they were walking into the forest "you think you're scared I got to walk out of here alone!"

by Jimber N ambee January 30, 2018

Motlette

Originating in Motueka in the North of New Zealand’s South Island, a Motlette is an aberration of the culinary world, generally created with eggs and the cheapest brand of two minute noodles. The name originates from an illiterate Motueka local who dropped his omelette recipe in his noodles. Motueka locals sometimes have a “Motlette sans eggs”, most people would just call this noodles. The Motlette is the inferior cousin of the Kaiklette.

Dan: I might have a Motlette for dinner. Would you like one?
Clint: Fuck off, I’m no peasant.

by dangermax July 18, 2019

molester monday

a day where you can molest your friends by slapping their ass or slapping their titty

Cali: Guess what day it is?
Leeana: What?
Cali: Molester Monday! *slaps Leeana's titty*

by koka_kola December 11, 2019

MolesterLadd

MiniLadd's new name of 2020 when people realize he molested Teenage Minors by using his Platform Status. He has yet to be arrested of 11/10/2020

Person 1: "Let's harass MiniLadd because he Molested Minors"

Person 2: "I have the perfect name for him, MolesterLadd."
Person 1: "PERFECT!"

by ShadowShark242 November 10, 2020

elk molester

An elk molester is someone who takes advantage of the gentle and docile nature of these magnificent creatures to satisfy their vile sexual needs.

Swayze: What's wrong with "Elko"?

Sneezy: Elk molesters got him.

Swayze: The bastards!

by scodder November 2, 2012

Penis molester

A person who molests a penis

I am a penis molester

by Widsowman September 7, 2022

ur ancestor a man molester

All other ur insults bow down to this God of an insult

Tommy: ur family tree lgbt
Nick: stfu ur ancestor a man molester
Tommy explodes into a fucking oblivion

by yoink_ May 15, 2018