mole

a really sexy animal that lives mainly underground

dad: ahh no, look at that lump in the lawn, we must have moles
me: ooooo great! *runs out to molest moles*

by sheep shagger January 16, 2004

mole

1.a word used to describe a person (usually female) who is extremely ugly, disfigured, fat, or smelly.

2.one who is not appealing at all to members of the opposite sex.

3.a word used to describe someone who pisses another off or is annoying

1. "Kaitlin has nothing going for her. She is a mole."

2. Gary: Did you see that chick?
Steve: Yeah, she is a mole

3. Jane: Hey Amy
Amy: Fuck off Jane, you mole

by b3c August 4, 2005

Shannon Mole

The tufty bit of facial hair below the bottom lip, as sported by unpopular Australian Idol runner up Shannon Noll. Liable to crawl around your face at any moment, as demonstrated by talk show host Rove McManus.

What? Did you miss a spot? Got a bit of a Shannon Mole going on there!

by Greg the Pirate August 4, 2007

Bowl Mole

Girls who don't skate, but hang around the skate park, generally smoking, being as alternative as they can and checking out the skaters.

After Joe pulled off that double kickflip to indy, all the bowl moles wanted him.

I was at the skate park last week and I stacked it really bad and hurt my ankle, but there was nowhere to sit down because the place was crawling with bowl moles.

by Bagellzzzz March 2, 2008

Glory Mole

Noun.

A person of either gender who derives pleasure from outing the secrets/personal business of others for pleasure or personal gain. The information the individual leaks may or may not be true.

A: Somebody needs to tell that bitch to shut up.

B: Why?

A: Spouting out personal about her ex just for the hell of it. Bitch.

B: What a glory mole.

by The Observationist July 19, 2011

taint mole

a mole located on the taint; also, a small, furry mammal that dwells in the rectum and emerges during sexual intercourse to perch on the taint and observe

"What the fuck is that thing?!" "Oh, don't worry, that's just my taint mole. He's harmless."

by cock turtle June 11, 2006

McLetdown

When you go out of your way to get a MsDonalds Hot Fudge Sundae, only to discover that the machine is broken.

McDonalds Dude: Can I take your order?
Jeff: Can I have a hot fudge sundae please?
McDonalds Dude: No, the machine is broken.
Jeff: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Heartless Friend: Hahahaa, what a McLetdown.

by The real D-Man May 11, 2006