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1: Small, underground dwelling mammal. Has hardly any fur and. Pretty awesome really.

2: Another name for a penis because of the remarkable resemblance the mole rat holds to a shrivled, old, un-circumcised penis.
If your penis looks EXACTLY the same as a mole rat, you should probably have the teeth removed before attempting sexual contact with your partner.
Mole Rat by Martin the mole rat February 4, 2009
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mole people 

People who are classified as geeks because of their interests in role-playing games; that is they live 'underground' like moles playing role-playing games.
"Ah, man, don't spend your Saturday with the mole people."

"Don't those mole people have anything better to do with their lives?"
mole people by Juanski Miklowski October 19, 2004

Mole Hole 

the basement, or place of hanging out for friends.
john "man. want to hang out?"
bill "yeah but where?"
john "i was thinking the mole hole"

"im grabbing something to eat, ill meet you in the mole hole?"
Mole Hole by holla344 October 10, 2009

Mole language 

In French class if you don’t know a word say *insert mole language*
This is commonly followed up by IM A MOLE IM A BLOODY MOLE
Excuse moi les elves what does jemappelle mean
Insert mole language
IM A MOLE IM A BLOODY MOLE!
Ok class I now have depression

mole pilot 

a state of deep depression where all daily activities are undertaken as a matter of course. like being on auto pilot, but you're navigating in complete darkness.
Have you seen Cheri? Since Steve left her she's been like a ghost.
I know. She's gone into mole pilot mode - wake up, tunnel your way to the end of the day, wake up, start all over again... we've all been there.
mole pilot by kwraikarn December 9, 2009

mole at the ticket window 

A protruding bowl movement, about to defecate.
I have a mole at the ticket window and have to find a bathroom ASAP.