mole at the counter

Precisely the same as turtle's head. To be in need of an imminent dump.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a mole at the counter and he isn;t going to wait!

by Zog The Undeniable January 23, 2004

mole day

October 23. A "holiday" made for avid chemistry fans, big and small due to the fact that Avagadros Number (6.02*10^23) is very important in that field. Mole day is celebrated on Oct 23 because of the 10^23.

Dude, its Mole day....party at the lab all night long!!! w00t

by Mr. McCall March 15, 2007

dole mole

The northern hemisphere equivalent of the aussies dale rat, too stupid to commit a crime and get sent to oz, found in most urban areas especially Bradford.

Its down his hole whatever he stole the dole mole! dale rat bradforddolemole

by gmanbrad April 16, 2010

whack-a-mole

While jerking off a man, with the free hand you hit the tip of the cock with an open palm as if you are playing the popular carnival game "whack-a-mole".

I'm so pissed at Tommy for flirting with that fat broad at the bar. When we go home I'm going to jerk him off "whack-a-mole" style.

by WeezieCletusBBH May 03, 2009

pug mole

An extremely ugly human-being, whos face resembelves that of a pug.

Mark- "Did you see Tracy the other day. She looks like a real pug mole"

by horsemilk123.4 February 24, 2009

Munchy Mole

The woman who drives the mobile food truck. (Can be used to describe the truck/service itself.)

The Munchy Mole is here; I'm gonna grab a pie.

by Julian Hamilton February 07, 2006

Mole Face

A person who looks squinty eyed in the morning, resembling a Mole in the sunlight

A person who finds it difficult to open thier eyes fully soon after waking up from sleep

Squinting in the sunlight like a mole

A person with Mole like features

I only had two hours sleep last night, I've got hellish mole face

Oh my god look at Dan's mole face, he looks tired.....and funny

Im so tired....I cant open my eyes....the sun is burning me....Its so bright.....I feel like a mole.....No no dont hurt my mole face...ah it feels like my face is melting

by Inspector Tibby February 25, 2010