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Rocko's Modern Life

Definately the best cartoon Nickelodeon has ever done. It lasted 4 seasons and only 52 episodes. If you didn't like this show you were eather to young to understand the humor(propaly from 1-8) or too old to actually consider changing the channel to nick. Now all Nickelodeon shows is 50 episodes of SpongeBob(a show that definately isn't one of Nick's absolute best, definately better than Rocket Power and the Wild Thornberrys) and 20 episodes of Fairly Oddparents (Not funny or entertaining show)

Anyway, Rocko rocks this world.
"Bath day is a very dangerous day"
"Laundry day is a very dangerous day"
"Garbage day is a very dangerous day"
"Open Mike night is a very dangerous night"
"Shopping day is a very dangerous day"
by bob July 19, 2005
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Knowshon Moreno

1.) (noun) The current starting running back redshirt freshman for UGA. As of Novermber 3rd, 2007, Moreno rushed over 1,000 yards as a freshman, the second player in UGA history to do so (Herschel Walker was the first). As #24 on Georgia's offense, Moreno has been known to break multiple tackles simultaneously, juke speeding bullets, jump over buildings, outrun superman, crank that soulja boy midplay, pimp Lindsay Lohan, shoot lasers out of his eyes, and stiff arm Chuck Norris.

2.) (verb) To brutally beat an opponent or adversary to the point where they cry like a little bitch.
1.) a.)The Florida Gators took a paternity test and found out that Knowshon was their daddy.
b.)Chuck Norris only watches TV when Knowshon Moreno is playing, and he's on his couch shivering in fear the whole time.

2.) a.) In 2004, the Boston Red Sox knowshoned the New York Yankees.
b.) Birdman knowshoned Wesley Willis when he trespassed Birdman's property.
by Dookie86 November 29, 2007
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This game is actually called "Cock of Doody: The Revenge of Osama"(which was edited do to alquada threatening IW). It features modders, noobs, 10 year old, and the occasional guy who is classified as "skillful" or "normal"(although these are rare)

It was within this game a very famous moderator, The Pro, was recorded banning Itz Lupo(some variation of that). This video was edited, long story shot, The Pro lost all moderator powers(and possibly killed himself,or moved out of his mothers house.)
Gamer 1 "Want to come play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2?"
Gamer 2 "Nope, sorry, I'm busy playing the Halo:Reach Beta, which is, sadly, better than that rubbish."
Gamer 1 " PLEASE! I'll let you noob tube.."
Noob (forms from a puddle of noob sauce)"Pick me"
by tat 1 dude May 9, 2010
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Modern Punk

A modern punk is someone in today's world who holds traditional punk mentalities such as being anti-establishment, following DIY ethic, or anti-capitalist. Modern punks generally dress in a manner that is alternative or directly opposed to contemporary fashion or trends. Pop-punk is not modern punk, because it is made to be popular; and nobody likes a kiss-ass.
Sure, we modern punks have got that old punk spirit; but if the hardcore punks of the mid-80's got in a time machine and traveled to the year 2009, they'd kick the living shit out of us.
by Modern Punk October 7, 2009
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Modern Warfare 2

The one game that will cause you to go through a controller every week due to the frustration that is in-sued when you constantly spawn and die before you can move 2 foot in every online game that you play.
-M16fag: I just got spawn killed again, I fucking hate Modern Warfare 2!!!
<Throws controller at the wall>
by Quade999 December 31, 2009
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Modern Day Crip

Young People (teenagers) influenced by Modern Day pop-culture of Hip-Hop and Gang Culture. The term does not exactly mean you are a "crip", rather indicating you are a modern "gangster".
Todd: "Damn, Haseen is such a Modern Day Crip"
Louis: "I know, look at his cookie monster hat, its so badass"
Real Crip: * Shoots everyone in the crowd *
Modern Day Crip: * Offers a cherry Pie *

* A treaty is formed *
by wagawagawaga~PACMAN! April 13, 2011
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Moderna flu

The feeling of fever, chills, fatigue and general sloth after receiving the second dose of the Moderna COVID-19 vaccine.
"How you feeling?"

"Pretty awful, I got my second shot last night and now I have the Moderna flu."
by Modeler February 5, 2021
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