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online missionary

Those people who post religious stuff online trying to convert you
Guy 1: Bro these online missionary guys are getting of hand
Guy 2: Ikr i saw like 5 youtube shorts today with "jEsUs Is ThE WaY"
by metroFIRE December 6, 2023
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Missionary Dad

A man who only dates women with children and financially steps in as the new father.
Zak Taylor is such a Missionary Dad...he moved into Emma’s house and pays for her 3 kids while the real dad lives down the street and has women roam his palace responsibility free.
by Cucktrainer November 1, 2019
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Inverted Missionary Reverse Cowgirl

The woman kneels facing the headboard, using it to hold herself up. The man lays on his back between her legs and points his knees towards his head. His penis is then inserted into her vagina or anus. You know what to do after that.
Inverted missionary reverse cowgirl is a difficult sexual position to get into, but tots worth it.
by anonymous December 27, 2020
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Missionary

A word rappers commonly use to describe you n*ggas are basic.
I don't care what you say, you n*ggas corny, right
Missionary, all these niggas boring, right”- Kyle (Nothing 2 Lose)
by okaymaddi March 8, 2021
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Moroccan Missionary

A special type of Missionary position where the intercourse takes place underneath an ironing table usually after a big meal or feast-like event.
After Juan-Pablo and Melissa finished their Thanksgiving turkey, they celebrated the holiday with some Moroccan Missionary.
by Dakopi March 16, 2021
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dark missionary

Sooo dark missionary tonight?
So you don't want to see my face, got it.
by Blahseph01 March 22, 2021
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Missionary BBQ

A sexual adventure with 3 or more people. While two are performing missionary sex, they are simultaneously getting their asses eaten after the added members just finished eating hot wings.

Aka saucey group tackle.
Its was weird last night after your parents got home from Buffalo Wild Wings when they wanted to join in and make it a missionary bbq.
by Tits-and-grits July 19, 2022
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