Minnetonka Minty Pig

When you are being serviced orally and shortly before climax you take 2 big dips of Kodiak Wintergreen and shove it in the headgivers nostrals. This may result in a sneeze of dip and cum or mass vomiting of both. Either way the slop is there for the pig to eat afterwards

Man this chick look like such a pig I had to pull the old Minnetonka Minty Pig...

by Tastylovincheesecake January 04, 2020

frothy minty minge

when you eat a bird out after brushing your teeth

Jess: ahhh baby what a lovely tongue you have, i came like a volcano
Tom: yeh well i am a cunning linguist
Jess: by the way,i have a frothy minty minge, do you know why?
Tom: yeh, coz i just brushed my teeth ya stupid cow, now cook me some scrambled smeg

by Midget slinger July 02, 2017

minty-est

This word defines a person as someone who is superior to everyone else. They're so unreal you can't even get on their level!

Jake and Nat are two of the minty-est kids around!

by Mint Baud December 09, 2013

Ooo minty

A phrase often said when fucking someone within 3.5cm of dental floss

Oooo minty. Sharon, you’re so minty tonight. Ooooo

by Justanemobunny May 04, 2018

Minty

To feel superior and a bit smug, you’ve got something a bit better than everyone else

“What is John looking so smug about?”
“Don’t mind him he’s just feeling minty because he flies business class”

by Mintyfresh2.0 February 11, 2023

Minty

Fresh, crisp, enjoyable, fun, innovative.

Wow, those new shows are minty!

I got a $100 bill and it was so minty.

Can we just talk about that tiktok, it's really minty!

by CreamyDeliciousYasso October 02, 2020

Minty

Fruity except straight

Nah man I ain’t fruity, I like (opposite gender), I’m minty.

by Jeez Andy October 01, 2021