Ming

a humongee headed statue wit a small brain and a small dong.

ur so ming, cuz ur dong is so small

by banga brotha August 07, 2003

ming

someone who is minging is ugly...

"oh my god..that dude is ming the merciless....as in mercilessly minging!!"

by Bunz September 14, 2003

Minging

A way of describing mince pie

"The food was minging !"

- the food was mince pie
-the food was disgusting

by TimelessAsshole December 19, 2018

Minging

Adjective; Ming:in
A word used describe something as interesting, exciting and/or cool. Can also be used as a general response to a question and or statement.

Example 1
P1: Bro what's the surf like today
P2: Minging

P1: You got an excellence on your algebra test today
P2: Minging

by SkrrtDaddy June 18, 2018

ming

the sound or act of a male moving his body forward and back, so that the penis and scrotum come in contact with the gooch and the happy path repeatedly.

Dan and Joe had a contest to see who could ming the loudest.

by Zachary Johnson July 11, 2008

ming

To move very rapidly, with great speed.

Derived from the sound a 125cc (or smaller) motorbike makes when you fully open the throttle - thus precipitating rapid acceleration followed by the sensation of great speed or ming(age).

Holy shit, that guy was minging it through town.

I minged it to work this morning because I'd get my ass kicked if I was late again.

Sorry but I've got to ming it, let's do lunch some time.

I was minging it until the goddamn 5-0 photographed my ass from on the motorway bridge.

by h00bie July 20, 2010

Ming

A complete dumbass in D.M.C.I. who thinks hez so good at everything....He smells like crap and seems to be in love with Hanna and Esther...who both rejected him...Acts extremely gay.

Ming: If i was a girl, would u go out with me?
Dimitri: WTF!!!

Ming: Esther, do u like me?
Esther (Faints)

Ming: I LOVE MEN

by The seeker of truth November 15, 2005