Million Dollar Mix

One man or woman must eat out a combination, or mix, of semen and shaven pubic hair of a partner's/friend's rectum or anus. If completed the receiver of this anal delicacy must pay up a some of money in return, hence the name, Million Dollar Mix.

Person A shaves off both his pubes and Person B's pubes. Both ingredients of shavings must be placed into a cup or container. Then each partner, if both males, must jakk each other off (in case of only one male his female partner must jakk him off) and place or 'catch' the semen from both persons into the container holding the pubic hair. The mixture of pubes and semen must then be mixed around by either tongues,erected penises, or both. Once completed the Person, may it be A or B, who wants to taste this rare mix must poor it down/all over the rectum/anus and then eat the concoction out. Then, whoever ate the Million Dollar Mix will recieve an amount of money that was betted before the 'mixing' began.

by Grant Norris (GNJ) July 31, 2006

You look like a million fuckable dollars!

Honey how do i look in this dress?

You look like a million fuckable dollars!

by Johnsyn July 30, 2010

million dollar puthay

a million dollar puthay is the best most richest puthay ever.

“ damn ma this is a million dollar puthay.” 😩

by fossil puthay May 6, 2021

Slimedog Millionaire

A Slimedog Millionaire / or Slimedog (s.) / Slimedogs (pl.)

1) A druggie with financially well-endowed relatives or friends

Or most commonly -

2) Someone who spends to much money on drugs.

"Fuck man, can you sort me a fat quater?"

"I sold all my weed to you yesterday mother fucker, howd you smoke that shit so fast?"

"Er... I dunno bro I just..."

"You a slimedog millionaire, shit"

by Bill Slimes June 30, 2009

One Million

The biggest number known to man. Scientists have tried to count higher, but it is impossible.

Ryan: I bet I can say a number higher then you.
Dave: Bet? One Million.
Ryan: Oh no

by ThiccGodd January 27, 2020

farts per million

A measure of the stinkiness of a fart, it refers to how much of the "million" parts of air are replaced by farticles.

A fart with higher fpm is stinkier.

"Aww, dude, did you just break wind?"

"It's okay, it was only a few farts per million. You won't even notice."

by Yet Another Josh Cohen May 14, 2008

three-day millionaire

A 'Three-day Millionaire' is a weekend warrior sponsored by Social assistance (Ontario Works, ODSP, Welfare, etc.).
Apparently, it takes about three days to smoke $530 worth of Crack.

After three days, the 'Three-day Millionaire' must return to the shelter system, because renting an apartment will just have to wait until next month...

by -30- May 15, 2005