Maidstone

Slightly chavvy town on the River Medway.

"No John, please don't take me to Maidstone again"

by oversized December 28, 2014

Midsommar Cocktail

When a girl puts her own period blood or period blood clots into someone’s drink as an act of revenge or some sort of witch thing idk.

The prof was failing us so we bought a passion fruit tea for him at Starbucks and slipped him a midsommar cocktail so he’ll chill.

by lexaprofessional December 27, 2020

midshito

Describing the time while one is taking a shit

I was midshito when she called me and I dropped the phone in the toilet.

by Coolguy!!!!! January 9, 2009

minstant

A minstant is a time frame between a few seconds and a minute.

It is a combination between the words "minute" and "instant."

"I've got to drop off a check, I'll be back in a minstant."

by lil'le December 11, 2009

midsanity

The middle of being Sane and Insane

Im not sure where my brain is in terms of sanity, so I guess I'm just suffering from midsanity.

by Arceus3251 August 2, 2017

Madsturbated

When your partner or significant other is not putting out and you are angry because you have to masturbate instead of getting to have sex with them.

After 5 days of him making excuses to get out of sex, I took things into my own hands and madsturbated for hours.

by A-Lure September 13, 2017

Milsten

a Milsten is an awesome person who is not afraid to say what they want and fight for it. They can have fun with anyone but most fun with friends. Overall a great person to be around and super cool.

Wanna hang out today Milsten.

by someone who knows a Milsten January 7, 2018