by Nana711 November 05, 2014
by Source2005 August 31, 2008
Midnight Sunrise: The act of insert an egg into one's anus, then flexing or clenching to crack the egg, releasing the ruptured contents back out the entryway. Either a solo or partnered act.
by oilycat June 27, 2015
The monkey that, when you have drunk rather too much, breaks into your room while you're asleep, steals all your cash, punches you in the face and takes a shit in your mouth. Results in morning shit breath, no cash and a blinding headache.
Jesus...I feel like crap...I think I had a visit from the midnight monkey last night, I should never have drunk that last car bomb.
by SarniaDrew April 09, 2010
Any attempt at learning material normally impossible to grasp in the daytime hours around midnight. People suffering the midnight mindfuck may notice that this material is somewhat funnier at this time. The most popular material associated with the midnight mindfuck is philosophy, although other insanely hard to comprehend subjects may be applied.
That midnight mindfuck came up behind me when I bent over...and this morning my ass ached something fierce.
by gergerry_da_phzzt September 08, 2007
1. The most fierce, evil and greatest metal band that ever existed!!!! Derives its name from the time at which they became a band. Led by David Ramsay, who provides lead vocals, as well as lead and rhythm guitar. Also in the band are John O'Dwyer, Darcey McDougall and Baker.
2. The nightly celebration of the aforementioned band. The celebration usually occurs at midnight, but is also celebrated at certain intervals after midnight as well.
2. The nightly celebration of the aforementioned band. The celebration usually occurs at midnight, but is also celebrated at certain intervals after midnight as well.
1. Person A: Have you heard of Midnight Assault?
Person B: OF COURSE! Who HASN'T heard of Midnight Assault?
2. HAPPY MIDNIGHT ASSAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person B: OF COURSE! Who HASN'T heard of Midnight Assault?
2. HAPPY MIDNIGHT ASSAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!
by CM5k December 10, 2006
1. A term used when a people gather at a local game store at Midnight for a video game release.
2. When you ejaculate at Midnight (usually in the dark, and it can be by yourself, with another, or in a group)
2. When you ejaculate at Midnight (usually in the dark, and it can be by yourself, with another, or in a group)
1. Hey, you weren't in school today, did you go to Game Stop last night for the Midnight Release?
2. Nobody was home at the moment, and I was a bit horny, so I decided to have a Midnight Release.
2. Nobody was home at the moment, and I was a bit horny, so I decided to have a Midnight Release.
by HowlandNotTooCool January 30, 2010