messedupedness

censored version of fuckedupedness

the way she rejected him was messedupedness

by LucyLulu December 24, 2007

messes in dresses

Drunk chicks-- usually out on the town together all gussied up.

Did you see those hammered bridesmaids? Messes in dresses.

by W. Priske December 4, 2014

messed like mariah

When you fuck up so bad, you experience a brief moment of understanding of how terribly Mariah messed up during the 2016 New Year's Rockin' Eve "performance"

"Damn! I fucked up rilly badly, Becky. I accidentally burned Watermeloquandria's weave, and now Thotqueisha finna win the Little Miss Chicago's Stripper Pole Princess pageant, AND Fried Chickenice's baby daddy done got my ass prego, too!"
"Damnnnn Camelteiffa! Yo ass messed like Mariah!"

by The_Thot_Whisperer420 January 4, 2017

Messed Up My Moose

An exclamation uttered when an attempt to turn lemons into lemonade is either sabotaged or derailed.

Oh, Pooh! You messed up my moose!

by ExelExel August 13, 2019

Messica

That bonkers chick from Love is Blind.

"Did you see her feed her dog wine?!" "Classic Messica, man"

by Dontfeedanimalswine March 5, 2020

messem

A legend who is the best skater of all time , people with this name are just total players. Watch out for your girl before he takes her.

that boy is a messem.

by messem December 4, 2020

Messenger Minute

The time it takes to respond to a non-urgent internet message, ranging anywhere from 10 minutes to up to six months after receiving the message

Named after (though not limited to) Facebook Messenger

“Do you think Sarah will be here soon?”

“Nah, she’ll be here in a Messenger Minute.”

by ActionManly June 21, 2021