Ken Sim (Mayor)

Widely regarded as Vancouver's No. 1 limp dick pussy.

Ken Sim (Mayor)? You mean the guy who became mayor of Vancouver, hired a bunch of cops, discussed heating a swimming pool via crypto farm, uses public city hall office as private gym? Yeah he fucking sucks.

Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.

by pooooooki July 30, 2025

Mayor Pete

The LGBTQ+ version of an Uncle Tom.

Remember that guy I hooked up with at the bar? Went back to his place and saw all this MAGA shit. Total Mayor Pete.

by mal-content September 12, 2025

Mayor of Yappington

A person who does not stop yapping, usually older people and older brothers.
Annoying too, and will not stop yapping.

My grandfather is the Mayor of Yappington, for God's Sake.

by KingKraZe June 19, 2024

the mayor

sex trafficker

the mayor is here Business to attend to

by roofie bitches June 20, 2024

mayor turkey

Title of the 110th Mayor of the City of New York.

Mayor Turkey has a rat problem in the brownstone he owns in Brooklyn.

Mayor Turkey just landed back at JFK from another Istanbul vacation.

by THC419 August 4, 2024

The Mayor of Fucktown

A self-referential term used by friend or colleague who is never not fucked.

Said friend has existed in a negative space for too long a time and has accepted the constant life-fucking they're being subjected to, thus declaring him/herself The Mayor of Fucktown. Typically, they're genuinely happy, if not downright giddy, when someone joins them to wallow in shared misery.

Side-note: self-declared mayors are prone to greetings such as "Welcome to Fucktown!"

Chenille: "My boss just told us no more WFH Fridays (sigh).. welcome to Fucktown."

Ron: "I got fired for drinking on the job and a cop gave me a DUI on the way home. I'm The Mayor of Fucktown!"

by BlkFlg August 11, 2024

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025