Guy 1: Man, that Zac Efron is such a faggot-ass mantraitor!
Guy 2: I know, I'd love to Bulgarian Carpet Bomb one of his parties.
Guy 1: Sweet dude that'd be righteous
Guy 2: I know, I'd love to Bulgarian Carpet Bomb one of his parties.
Guy 1: Sweet dude that'd be righteous
by Reverend Pope December 11, 2009
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by Mike-Fetus September 4, 2007
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by Koby_Fish August 21, 2007
Get the St. Mattress worshipper mug.A term regarding the sex of people who are 'just friends' at a slumber party or sleepover party.
The term originally described the mattress these people would sleep on, but now more generally describes the practice of two friends having sex while retaining the image of being just friends.
The term was originally coined by Conor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band in their song Air Mattress.
The term originally described the mattress these people would sleep on, but now more generally describes the practice of two friends having sex while retaining the image of being just friends.
The term was originally coined by Conor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band in their song Air Mattress.
Jenny and Craig slept on the air mattress last night.
Dave: "Craig man, you and Jenny are sleeping on an air mattress? NICCEE"
Dave: "Craig man, you and Jenny are sleeping on an air mattress? NICCEE"
by Vitus17 October 13, 2009
Get the Air Mattress mug.1. (noun) A girl who has sex so often, whether with the same partner (nympho), or many different ones(slut), that her back seems to be constantly on a mattress.
2. a condition derived by a girl who engages in said activities.
2. a condition derived by a girl who engages in said activities.
1. "That girl is a mattress back if I ever saw one."
2. "You're gonna get mattress back if you keep sleeping around like that."
2. "You're gonna get mattress back if you keep sleeping around like that."
by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author December 11, 2004
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Shar Jackson assumed a very big risk when she attempted to mantrap KFed. Some greaseballs are just too slimely. See, also Jennifer Garner.
by PaigowP May 18, 2005
Get the mantrap mug.Hey, Darren, there is a rare bird (Darren turns to look). There a Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher.
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