Mashing Potatoes

When your having sex with a girl and she squirts on your face then you throw up.

I was mashing potatoes last night then had to take a shower to wash the filth off .

by Doofenshmirtz1218 December 21, 2024

Mashing the potatoes

When during a blowjob the female/male giving the blowjob grabs a hold around the ball sac and crushes the balls.

Often done by people with "cbt" fetishes (check wiki) and also dominatrices.

"You cant believe how great it felt when Linda and I tried something new, she really likes Mashing the potatoes. It really spiced up our marriage and felt great."

by FilledZac November 22, 2019

Mississippi Mashed Potato

The act of taking a pure shit into a females pussy and making her wet so it slobs out.

Sharon sure did love that sloppy wet Mississippi Mashed Potato.

by RainbowHugger March 4, 2011

Mashed Potato Muncher

A speccy bellend who eats mashed potatoes on a wednesday morning

you mashed potato muncher

by malarky5438 September 23, 2023

mashed potato

Slur. A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual who receives anal fornication frequently and subsequently their anus is mashed out like potatoes.

“that pofta fucks every man… he’s definitely a mashed potato”

by negr0thehero May 7, 2023

balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024

mashed potato baddie

A girl whose sole occupation consists of expertly mashing spuds day in and day out, turning the humble tuber into a work of culinary art!

Chef 1: "Who's on the mashed potato baddie duty tonight?"
Chef 2: "I did it yesterday, so it's your turn today!"
Chef 1: "Fair enough, I'll be the mashed potato baddie today and whip up a batch that'll have everyone begging for seconds."

by BeanieBenny February 16, 2024