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ass marking

(n) The practice of spreading one's butt cheeks and wiping one's ring on furniture, car seats, pillows etc. as an act of revenge or prank
Man, your coffee table stinks, who been ass marking it?
by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009
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Gay marko

It is a kid named Marko that makes a diss track on his class and rapes other boys
by Anonymous 61735273526 December 31, 2019
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Shawn Marion

a mad gangster nigger who plays on the Phoenix Suns.
Shawn Marion beat his hos into submission
by Jamaal Tinsley November 9, 2004
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Markunt

'Doing a Markunt' The act of reading a Face Book group's Description and somehow coming to the conclusion that you are described in a offensive manner.

Thus causing you to do everything you can to get that group closed down.

Although finding out later that the description had nothing to do with you and you are suffering paranoia.
Fark was fuming after reading the group description.

"One ranga who seems to have ended up being rewarded with being born a ginger, ugly and completely unfunny."

Fark "I'll show them I'll get their group shut down"

Fark then proceeded to upload pornographic pictures and reported group finally getting it shut down

Ricky "Fark you dumb fuck that was written 6 months before you joined and any of us knew you"

Fark " oh sorry"

Ricky "oh ffs you have done a Markunt on the group"
by Ricky Foxwell February 12, 2009
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Dirty Marion

When you indulge in masterbating your Great Dane.. your second Great Dane comes up behind you and slips you a bone of his own.
I was lent over entertaining Casper and Fido slipped me a Dirty Marion
by Spunkleton Spermaticus June 6, 2020
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Marion

The sweetest town on planet earth.
25 miles east of Asheville, NC. (That's about 30,000 paces for you pirates out there.)
If you still don't know where it is, get a map.
I <3 MARION!
You live in Marion? Dude, total sweetness!
by Zane T. Finley April 23, 2006
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marko jaric'd

Vuk totally marko jaric'd his girlfriend. she is way out of his league
by johnnyhman April 1, 2009
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