manual dicksterity

1. High proficiency in masturbation.

During the quarantine my manual dicksterity increased noticeably.

by Nedokonaley95 October 16, 2021

manual plumbing

When you use tissue paper to unblock a blockage in the anal cavity, after you haven't eaten enough fibre and the poo just won't come out, so you help it out a bit.

Guy 1: I just had the worst shit
Guy 2: Why
Guy 1: Had to do a bit of manual plumbing

by MrLogician July 9, 2016

Manual Release

A hilariously sterile, sci-fi-sounding euphemism for a handjob, often used to describe the discreet (or not-so-discreet) culmination of events in a strip club, VIP booth, massage setting, or other private sexual event specifically involving genital stimulation by means of handwork that is administered by a consenting professional.

Can be upgraded to "full manual release" to emphasize successful completion. Not to be confused with (1) car manuals; (2) hydraulic pressure valves, or; (3) actual ship operations.

Mr. Y: "He walked out of the VIP booth all red-faced and smiling. Let's just say, manual release was achieved."

Mr. X: "Bro, the girl whispered 'for another $100 I'll take care of you'--and next thing I knew, it was like Data ripping the fucking panel off the bulkhead outside of main engineering in Star Trek: First Contact. Full. Manual. Release."

by urabanodictionaro July 12, 2025