Manit

A spazz that no one likes

Ugh he’s such a Manit

by Someone a bit special 😂 September 29, 2018

Manitalia

Any form or forms of male genitalia i.e. penis and testicles.

Stacey - "Steve, I'm all hot and bothered... what are you gonna do about it?"

Steve - "Probably whip out my sweet, sweet manitalia..."

by TheManDanIsCool May 24, 2005

manitard

the words maniac and retard fused together. used to describe someone who drives like a maniac/retard in hazardous conditions and thinks that all wheel drive makes them invincible.

This person passing me is such a manitard, you can't even see the road.

by Blankfacehand March 7, 2011

Manitoba Tuck

When you're urinating outdoors in a Manitoba winter and it's -40C with the windchill, and you're trying to push as little of your penis as possible out of your snowmobile suit such that you don't get suffer a frostbitten penis, and at the same time don't urinate in your snowmobile suit.

It takes years for Manitobans to perfect the Manitoba Tuck, eh. Every Manitoban can tell you awful stories about the agony of having a frostbitten penis, and the shame of walking into a bar in a pissed up skidoo suit.

The famous Manitoba Tuck used by curlers is named after the delicate act of pissing outdoors in a Manitoba winter while wearing a snowsuit. Both are a delicate balancing act that take time to master, but can bring great benefits.

by gee_ March 7, 2018

Manitoban Thrust

Pressing your ass against someones face and shitting into their nose

"Yesterday Tess wouldn't shut up so i gave her a Manitoban Thrust."
"Good job man!!!!!"

by Brett Doerksen October 19, 2006

Manite

(Jamaican)A man that is fond of the abilities and capabilities of another. This fondness may turn into the desire to be like the person and in turn seem like obsession.

Yow dawg, see the manite a fawod ova yasso.

by KingCalabash March 7, 2019

Manit(2)

1.An ungly bastard
2.Offensive term, slang with a negative connotation
3.Synonym:scum

1.You don't want to be a Manit.
2.You will never get a girl you Manit.
3.Ew, hes a Manit.

by Shivani March 28, 2004