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Kyle walked in his home early the next morning and found girls sleeping in his bed, left over pizza on the table, and a football game on tv. he said, "shit, THAT'S fuckin manfuel."

Kyle needed some manfuel after he caught his roomate watching lifetime, so he went and and bought beer, pizza, and watched a porno.
by William Anderson Knight September 9, 2006
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manpunk

Two meanings:
1) A gay man who shaves his head bald and wears a goatee, in the attempt to appear more masculine. This man often speaks or acts feminine, but uses his new look to compensate for his femininity. Usually hangs out at straight bars for the rush of associating with heterosexual men, and in the gay scene, goes to so-called "leather and levi" bars for guys who like company of older men, SM practitioners, and fellow manpunks. The typical gay manpunk is between the ages of 30-45.

2) A man, straight or gay, over the age of 25, who acts and dresses like a punk, rocker, or other alternative music or social type in order to appear younger and socialize with younger people. Often wears concert tees for bands he doesn't listen to, wears Doc Martens on the weekends, and slavishly follows fashion trends in hairstyles, tattoos, and ear ornamentation.
Usually listens to pop punk bands and pop radio and assumes that this is hardcore rock or punk music.
My gay friend is a queen who likes to get plowed up the ass by manpunks.

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Why is that guy hanging out here? He's just a manpunk poser.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
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Malfunki

Another way of saying mother fucker. Commenly used by Matthew Rees aka Mini
Shurrup you Malfunki
by Matthew Rees January 25, 2007
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mankunt

Anyone who wins a hand of Texas Hold 'em on the River. Someone who is losing but wins the land like a little bitch.
I had pocket rockets, but the mankunt got a straight on the river.
by Sam da Tex October 30, 2007
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wardrobe malfunction

1. (noun) Lame excuse given by CBS after showing a nasty saggy 50 year old tittie on TV. Nobody needed to see that. Nobody.
Janet's wardrobe malfunction was just plain odd
by Utz89 August 19, 2004
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wardrobe malfunction

Pronunciation: in'deesunt ik'spowzhur
Super Bowl halftimes should be used for analysis.
by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 17, 2004
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wardrobe malfunction

A weak term concocted to explain a blaitent publicity stunt.
Cloths don't malfunction, machines and really stupid people malfunction.
by Canadamus_Prime September 7, 2004
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