Fineass Major

An extremely attractive person.

Most commonly used in the context of an educational institution in which students declare a "major," so this term can be used openly, since it sounds so much like "Finance Major."

Dude 1: Dude, Kelly's a total Fineass Major!

Dude 2: Totally!

Kelly: Actually, I'm an Enginerd.

Dude 1: *whispers to dude 2* no, actually you're a fineass major.

by Thornbrow April 4, 2008

Major Operator

A person who uses intelligence and charm to manipulate people and situations to his/her own advantage. Such a person is more dangerous than the typical selfish jerk because he creates a magnetic and appealing aura.

Be careful when you go in to that interview with Nixon; never forget that you're dealing with a major operator in there.

by TheSenator June 21, 2009

Major Census

A true gaming legend who's very rarely seen on the Battlefield. His words inspire soldiers to keep fighting and his quirky comments bring a smile to the faces of even the most stubborn. In reality he's probably Chinese but his team mates know him as only a presence in the cyber world.

He has amazing skills with words

you walk towards Major Census...he says...

"Hello"

You are stunned!!

by SB 4 Life September 16, 2008

Moral Majority

A group of 1980s Christians that attempted to press their agenda on the rest of the country, they were listened to but in the end, no one really gave damn. But after 9/11, it seems like it might be returning.

The Moral Majority is neither moral nor a majority.

by AutisticPsycho November 14, 2005

drum major

Very talented musicians. Friends of all band members. And they conduct the band at certain events. And every one in the band loves them if not you have a sucky band.

The drum major brought the band to attention.

by freedance16 December 28, 2005

Major Tom

A person who cannot hear you, no matter how many times you repeat their name. The term is derived from the song Space Oddity.

Person 1: "Can you hear me Major Tom?"
Person 2: "Yes, I can hear you!"

by Pie Stealer March 8, 2015

drum major

student picked at the end of the pervious to conduct during marching season. They are at the band director's mercy for three months. They do everything they say, and they are "the model" band student. Usually a senior

band student 1: look at the drum major run to the band director
band student 2: yeah thats pretty phateic
band student 1: what do you think she wanted with the drum major
student 2: to tell the drum major that she wanted a glass of water

by Fizzle the flute June 19, 2006