Express Maintenance

1. An express technician
2. A person who falls apart all the time
Or
3. Something that needs to be fixxed asap

I work in Express Maintenance

They said Cheryl needed Express Maintenance

This shit needs express maintenance, or your ass is mine

by The Real Auxide November 10, 2021

maintenance engineer

Plain old Janitor

David trynna polish a turd by calling himself a Maintenance Engineer.

by JP4RMHP September 23, 2020

High maintenance

When you have beautiful Mother named Lynda

High maintenance may be Lynda’s nails are always perfect, lipstick not missing, pjs are LuLu

by Blondiesocal June 14, 2025

High Maintenance

Often needing group plans changed to fit their schedule.

Names often associated with this: Mike, Lauren, Alex, Ricky, Grant, Toby, Lucy, Megan

Alex and Megan always be needing everyone to shift the whole plan cuz they supposedly “so busy”. But I heard all they do is watch tv and play video games for days on end. They be high maintenance as hell bruh.

by Desmond11 July 11, 2023

vessel maintenance

Nickname for working out at a gym.

I do vessel maintenance 5 times a week

by Kuehlstein February 16, 2018

maintenance-sex

Generally used in long term relationships to satisfy one or both partners needs when the sexual tension just needs to be released quickly with no performance expectations. Usually benefits one partner, but can be mutually beneficial as well.

My balls are blue this week, and I just can't get to sleep. Do you have a minute for maintenance-sex?

by mememetoo March 11, 2025

aircraft maintenance crew

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding oneself

Henrik Ibsen once said vaut mieux être tout seul que mal accompagné, I.e. it's better to have no friends at all than an aircraft maintenance crew that reflects badly on you as a person

by Sexydimma May 26, 2016