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macaroon job

When you splooge between a woman's buttcheeks and she sits directly on your erect dong, encasing it between her buttcheeks and causing the splooge to attempt to escape from the filled crevices of her buttcheeks and your dong.
Erek and Cat tried to go to a sweet shop to buy regular macaroons but ended up in the back alley and began making macaroon jobs of their own.
by cptn fagyar April 24, 2018
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Maroon 5

A band that used to be good before the 2010s
Maroon 5: This Love, released in 2002 (Rocks)
Maroon 5: Don't Wanna Know, released in 2017 (Sucks)
by HerobrineHunter May 4, 2018
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Chocolate Dipped Macaroons

When your nuts get stuck in the shit on your asshole before wiping.
Can anyone grab me a wipe? I've got a terrible case of chocolate dipped macaroons.
by Kerry Thomson October 31, 2016
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Doing a Macron

Marrying your teacher while she is 25 years older than you.
I married my teacher. I am 18 and she's 43, I was doing a Macron
by Duusuboi official August 6, 2020
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maroon

an ugly color, not to mention a horrible teacher and a terrible person. maroons are lazy, rude, mean, fat, ugly, and overall unpleasant.

maroons dislike children of every variety. yet, they take the easy way out by becoming a teacher because it's an easy job. tenure saves their asses.
"teacher" being the key word - in order to be a "teacher" one would have to TEACH.

NOBODY LIKES A MAROON.

A MAROON LIKES NOBODY.
NOTHING CAN BE AS BAD AS A MAROON!
by Erunn July 11, 2010
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maroon

first heard as a descriptor (or more precisely: "word picture") of fone-bone, a loveable character from the golden era radio comedy; "fone-bone's folly".

Maroon (n.): One who wears hushpuppies brand or styled footwear and engages in pedophilic tendencies including autoerotic gratification in the presence of children.
"fone-bone, your a maroon!"
by Cortical Homunculus May 14, 2004
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maroon flag

When it comes to toxic people, being maroon flagged is worse than being red flagged. A much more sinister color of flag, where as a red flag could be referring to suspicious or toxic behavior, a maroon flag can indicate criminal or downright disturbing behavior.
Kacey got busted for smuggling drugs into the country. That's a major maroon flag right there.

Being in prison means being maroon flagged by other people.
by Smagazine March 18, 2022
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