by nazikillla445 February 23, 2011
Get the marijuanamug. Alot of people in this place think that just because America legalizes weed, it will solve all the problems of the world. Did you ever think about laws passed on weed if it was legalized? If weed was legalized, Republican's and Democrats in the House and Senate would have a fall out on who could claim the plant. If the republicans win, Good Weed would be destroyed because corporations would hog all the product and sell us cheap shit while hustlin us, kinda fucked up right? but if the democrats got a hold of the plant and passed laws in favor of the poor farmers in the midwest, we could give them the seeds, they grow, bag and sell the product, then they contribute that money back to the poor class to be used for furthering the quality of the impoverished and bringing the poor out of the dark, then we build a giant wall or fence on the canadian and mexican borders, by which after we do all this, we increase sales and then start selling the product all across the world, thus creating a revitalization in the world economy and bringing about peace, unless your a foreign country with nuclear technology that hates us, then we might have to bomb you out of existence, im not sure, but thats my theory.
All of this and more if we can pass laws to protect the plant in the interests of the farmers, by which after we make these gradual changes, we can finally destroy the marijuana stamp act of 1937, so lets take over the government, turn it into an absolute monarchy without infringing on the constitution, just suspending the house and senate, pass the necessary laws, make our money, progress as a nation, build our fences, export our stuff to outer countries all over the world, and everything will be better, so whose with me?
by Nikki C October 29, 2006
Get the marijuanamug. The slang term for the result of crushing the Cannabis plant's roots, stem, and leaves
There are three different species;
Cannabis Sativa, which is what makes you high and gives you the munchies,
Cannabis Indica, which is more of a depressant, and
Cannabis Ruderalis, which really does nothing if ingested or smoked.
It is popular to cross breed Sativa and Indica, which is what most users buy.
The effects associated with Marijuana are;
-An increased heart rate
-Muscle relaxation
-Dry mouth (Or "Cotton Mouth")
-Reddening/Irritation of the eyes (Also an after effect)
It is notable that while if you're obese, you may get a heart attack, but it is extremely difficult to overdose on Marijuana.
There are three different species;
Cannabis Sativa, which is what makes you high and gives you the munchies,
Cannabis Indica, which is more of a depressant, and
Cannabis Ruderalis, which really does nothing if ingested or smoked.
It is popular to cross breed Sativa and Indica, which is what most users buy.
The effects associated with Marijuana are;
-An increased heart rate
-Muscle relaxation
-Dry mouth (Or "Cotton Mouth")
-Reddening/Irritation of the eyes (Also an after effect)
It is notable that while if you're obese, you may get a heart attack, but it is extremely difficult to overdose on Marijuana.
Marijuana's in tea, joints, spliffs, and mixed with tobacco. Spanish for "Mary Jane" (Slang). Has more slang terms than I can remember.
by 12345678987654321isfordrtran June 18, 2011
Get the Marijuanamug. by Mommyboi69 March 18, 2019
Get the Marijuanamug. marijuana is one of the best gifts god gave to the humankind. smoking just a little bit of this incredible and marvelous substance makes you go straight to heaven for at least 30 minutes. legalize marijuana, legalize pleasure
by maviiii November 22, 2021
Get the marijuanamug. A plant that causes a euphoric and "enlightened" feeling when smoked along with:
Sterility
Premature birth (Prenatal or pre-birth usage, which also causes leukemia and mental abnormalities to occur in the baby)
Upsetting of the menstrual cycle
Lung cancer (Yes, it is true!)
Shortness of breath
And many other great effects!
It is a fact that marijuana smoke contains 50%-70% more cancer-causing chemicals than cigarette smoke. One joint is equivalent to around five cigarettes.
No. It isn't great. It isn't good. It is awful.
Sterility
Premature birth (Prenatal or pre-birth usage, which also causes leukemia and mental abnormalities to occur in the baby)
Upsetting of the menstrual cycle
Lung cancer (Yes, it is true!)
Shortness of breath
And many other great effects!
It is a fact that marijuana smoke contains 50%-70% more cancer-causing chemicals than cigarette smoke. One joint is equivalent to around five cigarettes.
No. It isn't great. It isn't good. It is awful.
Don't legalize marijuana!
by God is Dead January 23, 2015
Get the Marijuanamug. God's gift to mankind
And God saith "let there be happiness," and there was marijuana
ALSO SMELLS LIKE DEATH...and lilacs
And God saith "let there be happiness," and there was marijuana
ALSO SMELLS LIKE DEATH...and lilacs
by Lol chillen July 29, 2014
Get the Marijuanamug.