C.A.M.F.

Acronym for Cock-Ass Mother Fucker- An annoying little bastard that no matter what they do they always mess up. Basically a scrub that you just want to punch in the face. Or they can only complete Frisbee throws on the curve.

"Dude, Brandon, your a C.A.M.F."

by TBK inc. January 7, 2012

I.M.F.

I.M.F. = Ignorant Mother Fucker

Someone who is ignorant and therefore does not respect traditions, cultures, etc.

"I can't think of a single benefit of being a girl" - Andrew

"I.M.F." - Jonathan

by JTM16 March 12, 2014

B.A.M.F.P.P.

Bad Ass Mother F***er Piano Player. Some who is a musically talented nerd, but still super bad ass.

Damn, she wore jeans to her piano recital, what a B.A.M.F.P.P.

by AsianFather January 25, 2012

H.A.M.F

Hungery Ass Mother Fucker

Man..that H.A.M.F is really juicy.

by Melissa DeArman November 29, 2007

H double A M F

Short for "High As A Mother Fucker"

Yo brah im H double A M F

by Co Lew December 9, 2008

B.S.M.F

You would think it means Bull-Sh!t Mother F*cker, but really it's a triple bachelors degree in Science, Manufacturing and Finance

Troy wasn't able to put MD, or PhD after his name so on all his business cards he put Troy B.S.M.F.

by ChoklateKrackers July 6, 2011

F.M.F

"Fuck me Fashion"

"oh man that girls SMOKING in that outfit"
"dude, she's wearing a "F.M.F"
"you look, you gonna get SLAPPED!!!"

by A.C.E CHAOS PHANTOM September 23, 2009