Lazarus Lunchbox

Awarded to only the most prestigious of hotel reservations staff, the Lazarus Lunchbox is said to have originated at The Gant in Aspen, Colorado. The Lazarus Lunchbox boasts solid gold skier statues and is filled with amazing local delicacies. It is rumored that the impressive sculpture was designed by an Aspen art community rising star!Recipients of the award must handle the esteemed award with the utmost care and respect, whilst maintaining the BEST reservations staff in Colorado.

The Lazarus Lunchbox . An honor, indeed, Mr. Lazarus. “I am thrilled to have such a major award named after me” said Jon Lazarus, Corporate Director, Revenue Services for Destination Hotels and Resorts. “This is truly an honor.”

by THE ULTIMATE WINNER! March 4, 2010

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get in my lunchbox

'get in my lunchbox' means someone is looking fine as fuck and that they should dm the sennder

instagram post comment: "daaaaaamn boy get in my lunchbox"

by omeganasty September 7, 2018

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Musty lunchbox

A vagina so pungent that it can be smelled from at least 50 feet away

Bro, that chick is smoking hot but I can smell that musty lunchbox from here...

by Captain sprayfart October 3, 2019

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Dracula's Lunchbox

Used tampon receptacle in female bathroom,

eg at school or office or public restroom

Just got an eye full of Dracula's lunchbox in the girls dunnies.

by Freobogan November 21, 2022

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cincinnati lunchbox

When you want to use a terrible term on a long running TV show but executives say you can’t.

We wanted to use the phrase ‘Reverse Cowgirl’ but because it can be searched on Urban Dictionary we have to change it to something like “The Cincinnati Lunchbox”.

by CladMonitor July 20, 2018

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