Hey Mike, have you heard that Susan packs a square lunchbox? I know, I was looking foward to asking her out on Tuesday. Looks like I'll be forever alone.
by SpookyGhoul March 28, 2011
Pour about a half cup of Tennessee Whiskey or Moonshine on to your partner's Vagina and proceed to "eat your lunch".
by Live From Knoxville October 29, 2021
Oral ministrations of a lady on hands and knees, rear in the air, proffered like an open, old-school work lunchbox, usually with the main course in the lower section, and something special up top.
by Nostrovio May 20, 2023
Hobos Lunchbox:
Eating a girl out when she hasnt showered in a couple days when her crotch smells like piss and shit and hot sweaty fish found in a dumpster.
Eating a girl out when she hasnt showered in a couple days when her crotch smells like piss and shit and hot sweaty fish found in a dumpster.
I went camping with my girlfriend last weekend. I was in the mood for fish tacos but ended up getting a hobo's lunchbox.
by Hugh J. Ness February 10, 2020
Awarded to only the most prestigious of hotel reservations staff, the Lazarus Lunchbox is said to have originated at The Gant in Aspen, Colorado. The Lazarus Lunchbox boasts solid gold skier statues and is filled with amazing local delicacies. It is rumored that the impressive sculpture was designed by an Aspen art community rising star!Recipients of the award must handle the esteemed award with the utmost care and respect, whilst maintaining the BEST reservations staff in Colorado.
The Lazarus Lunchbox . An honor, indeed, Mr. Lazarus. “I am thrilled to have such a major award named after me” said Jon Lazarus, Corporate Director, Revenue Services for Destination Hotels and Resorts. “This is truly an honor.”
by THE ULTIMATE WINNER! March 4, 2010
During intercourse, one partner spreads their gaping asshole wide open for the other to vomit in. The vomiter then proceeds to eat their own vomit out of their partner's ass.
Partner 1: Ohh Jeremy, I love it when you vomit in my butt!
Partner 2: I love your sloppy lunchboxes, Derrick!
Partner 2: I love your sloppy lunchboxes, Derrick!
by boobfartsmcgee July 30, 2016
A Japanese Lunch Box is the act of inserting a live squid into a woman's vulva, unbeknownst to her mind you, whilst engaged in coitus. After which the male releases ejaculate within the woman, while simultaneously snorting a line of sesame seeds, then taking a shot of sake, THEN slurping the squid/semen mixture out that pussy kid.
by cunt rage December 16, 2015