Lumpy custard

Something or somebody that's difficult, problematic or troublesome.

My elderly mother can be lumpy custard.

by Paulsteven March 06, 2016

lumpy chunks

the result of a gassy friend consuming big red

mom!!! emma left lumpy chunks on my floor!!!!!

by yourlocalstainlesssteeldumpste April 24, 2017

Lumpy Legs

Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.

** girl falls **
friends: OMG! are you okay?
girl: no! my hind lumpy legs just gave out!

by chris martin <3 February 20, 2009

lumpi

Lumpi is the sweetest cat in the whole universe. He is a very handsome red cat.

Lumpi is marie's cat

by Bade.lwanne January 03, 2017

Lumpy Boy Milk

When your cum is old and got rotten it is lumpy when it comes out

That kid last night has lumpy boy milk

by Sr.10InchPenetrator February 16, 2015

lumpy maneuver

Blowing into someone's large intestine to give them CPR. It's considered 100% ineffective and fatal.

Did you hear how he just did the Lumpy maneuver on that guy? What an idiot.

by Shailushai December 22, 2023

Lumpy Idea

An idea that will probably work, despite it being batshit stupid.

"Are you an idiot? That's a lumpy idea."

"Yeah, so let's do it."

by F.G. KOB June 01, 2022