Lorenzo, Arjun, Sami, Gustavo

These guys are the biggest stoners on planet earth and they PULL! (besides gustavo)
Gustavo has only pulled one bitch who is one of his colleagues which is almost 20 years old ( 4 years older) and he hit
Sami is on a 0-10 streak with women and his struggle is noted
Arjun is 0-0 argueably the best streak out of the 4
Lorenzo is hitting on the regular but the situation is difficult

Woman 1: Who are those 4?
Woman 2: Thats Lorenzo, Arjun, Sami, Gustavo
Woman 3: (Drops pants)

by Lo,Gu,Ar,Sa April 30, 2024

squeefy lorenzo spyman

an intoxicated male of the brown skin colour who talks constant sexual shit

You heard about martin after lastnight he was called the *squeefy lorenzo spyman*

by TrueStrike May 6, 2024

Marcus Lorenzo

A cheating, lowlife scum who smokes w*** out of a Chewits wrapper. Absolute cunt who fucks girls about!

Person 1: was talking to a Marcus Lorenzo on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: Oh No! Did you get out safely?

by £ltonB0y April 6, 2020

Lorenzo

Lorenzo is an asshole, but he can't help it and sometimes tries to help but says the dumbest shit

Guy 1: Yo can you help me out bro
Lorenzo: I would beat the shit out of the personification of life

by Dhehvrjdjsjwje August 3, 2021

Lorenzo

Lorenzo is a cover-up for Davey, kind of like a made up hidden name, Lorenzo is not yet known to be Da
Being a cover-up

You’re acting like a Lorenzo

by ThisisLorenzo November 25, 2025

Lorenzo

Kennas boyfriends penis

Lorenzo is coming over tonight. Lorenzo is very small

by heeheehali December 5, 2019

Lorenzo

The kind of guy who’ll lead you on and reject you three times every time but you’re too stupid to realize it because you’re a sad in love individual.

Friend A: I just got rejected by Lorenzo again
Friend B: dude are you dumb?

by FlowerGirlMia July 17, 2021