Lolio

When something is so funny, I renders you unable to walk

Omfg, that meme slapped so hard I can’t walk. I think I contracted Lolio…someone create a vaccine, stat!

Dang, that joke got me like FDR. Can’t walk, but I’m bout to protect and serve for 4 terms.

Lolio by pahhhzbun April 4, 2026

Lolicon

Lonely is a Japanese term for a young or young female anime/manga. Basically, a character that looks like an eight-year-old girl but anime incels will say she's actually 3000 years old and she's actually beyond the age of consent. However, it will be an eight-year-old character and those incels/pedos will have no problem drawing them in sexual ways

Mike: Hey, Boi, have you heard about that new Lolicon drawing that came out, gosh I wish she was real.
Chad: dude, get away from me, you reek of shit, and you're chopped. Get some therapy, man
Mike: Don't talk to my waifu like that.
Chad: *Walks Away

Lolicon by ChadLit April 11, 2026

irish lolipop 

When receiving a blow-job and the blower proceeds to sneezes on your penis them proceeds to finish you anyway snot and all.

Yeah she had a cold so it was more of an irish lolipop than a bj.

irish lolipop by Quirk37 February 25, 2011

certified.lolicon 

Seggsiest Mf Alive.

Have you heard of certified.lolicon? - Yeah I have he’s pretty seggsy

certified.lolicon by certified.lolicon March 15, 2021

Chronic Lolicon Syndrome

Chronic Lolicon Syndrome is a disease and based on Lolis, it can takes years to cure

Me: Hey, I heard of lolis, want some?
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds

Chronic Lolicon Syndrome by Cultistmania June 10, 2023

Shotacon/Lolicon

The existence of "shotacons" and "lolicons" dates back to the Second World War, when Hitler was wiping society of the people he considered subhuman. He deemed the shotacons/lolicons subhuman because of their mental and physical delays due to them being severely inbred and overweight. The shotacons/lolicons were sent to the gas chambers, but the Nazis didn't have enough time to gas them all because of how diabolically obese they were; multiple of them didn't fit inside the gas chambers. Today, shotacons/lolicons always wine and compare themselves to those who suffered under the Nazis during the Second World War. Also; the majority of shotacons/lolicons honour their inbred ancestry by stroking their shit to incest hentai and fanfiction.

The springs of the mattress collapsed under the lolicon/shotacon's great mass, "holy shit!" Their mother cried, "when will you free me from this hell and go lose some weight?" She asked. "Not now mom, I'm gooning to lolis and shotas." Replied the shotacon/lolicon.

Then their mother was forced to exist the house as the overwhelming stench emanating off the shotacon/lolicon was killing her. She decided it was enough, then she unplugged the wifi router and prayed that that will motivate the shotacon/lolicon to lose some weight or atleast go for a walk.

And go for a walk they did. The shotacon/lolicon walked (waddled, actually that's too generous) they dragged their obese, blubbering; undulating body towards the local elementary school where they immediately busted everywhere and raped all of the 5 year olds in sight.

Shotacon/Lolicon by Valk88 December 3, 2025