loser loser drunken boozer

The opposite of winner winner chicken dinner

Barney whooped Danny last night in pickleball, which was no surprise, so he yelled ‘winner, winner, chicken dinner! and then taunted Danny with a finger point and a call of “loser loser drunken boozer” although Danny was stone sober, as he was observing Dry October, so clearly he just is not a great pickleball player, as Barney had at least three submarine shots

by the comand'r October 15, 2022

Looser

Looser - (n.) 1. Internet troll that calls others a loser on a public message board, but can't spell it. 2. (adj.) More loose.

Ex : "yeah you stoupid ain not scienteist even but you think you are. You are a looser."

by Yaybob January 23, 2011

Laser kittens

Laser kittens were created when a horde of killer robots dumped live kittens in nuclear waste. Most of the test kittens were severley injured and used for kitten huffing but some could shoot laser beams from there eyes. After more laser kittens were made the kittens revolted turning all the robots into melted metal. After this the laser kittens had no home so they turned to Super Jesus. Super Jesus started caring for them and turned them into his minions of doom.

This large battle took place in Tokyo like in most monster fights the Japanese just stood and pointed. Oprah had help from Mothra and Mecha Buddha. Many kittens were slain by the merciless hands of Oprah. The fight ended when Super Jesus came to the aid of the laser kittens. Fire not neccesary to make kittens!

One of the saddest things about the laser kittens is that Richard Simmons will routinley shave the kittens for thier hair, in an effort to enlarge his white man fro. After the shaving sequnce is complete, he slays the kittens and turns them into puppets. He uses these puppets to help coreograph his dancing to the oldies video series.

Laser kittens play a large roll in in World War III.

by kodiac1 July 4, 2006

Lolaser

To "lol" so hard, you shoot laser beams out of your mouth.

My house was wrecked because John started to lolaser too hard.

by MagicSuit September 2, 2010

monkey loser jokers

A loser who monkeys around with jokers or other monkey loser jokers. Also known as clients.

Wow Robert, those monkey loser jokers at YD renamed all my files even though I asked them not to.

by djrobbieb January 11, 2009

evony loser

when you sit on your computer and play evony all day, you are constantly on at all times of the day and instead of going out on a friday or saturday night you plan a war strategy.

all you do is sit on your computer, damn evony loser..

by SlaminSamn July 28, 2010

Nipple Laser

When you shoot crazy ass lasers out of your nipples.

Mike: "Dood, you still owe me money from going to Baco Tell last week."
Ted: *Stares at Mike for a few seconds and then rips open his shirt* - "NIPPLE LASER!"

by TacosBitchs February 1, 2010