Liquor liar

A person that is quick to say they don’t drink alcohol, but will drink willing when it is available.

Drinker: I heard about this new Gin that is supposed to be really smooth; I’m going to try it out this weekend.
Liquor liar: It is probably not good, plus I don’t drink liquor.
Drinker: You drink with me all the time; you are such a liquor liar.

by anonymous June 17, 2023

Liquor Funnel

The body part that transfers liquor from a bottle to your bloodstream and then to your "ass" aka mouth; turning you into a total asshole, ass wipe, ass face that talks out of your ass.

He couldn't keep his liquor funnel shut so now he is getting an ass whooping by that random dude.

by Bobby Tanqueray June 12, 2016

knicker-liquor

The sweet-salt secretions that accumulate in the crotch of a woman's underwear when she is aroused.

A: Was she hot?

B: Hot? She was steaming! Her crotch was soaked in knicker-liquor!

by Ozymoron October 2, 2009

Liquor courage

Gaining courage after drinking an alcoholic beverage.

I let those hands fly have after I got liquor courage.

by Wavy.boii.nate May 27, 2018

Liquor Lesbian

a woman who's sexual preference only changes in the hands of these men: jack daniels, jose cuervo, jim beam or johnny walker

looking at my sister in a hard contenplation after viewing pictures from the night before, my mother and i had an epiphany... my sister is a LIQUOR LESBIAN

by lndortiz February 21, 2010

pussy liquor

to put a mini bottle of liquor in a vagina and drink from it

Fred Penner drank some pussy liquor from some nasty bitch who he just met.

by jdelmurder October 9, 2004

Liquor fucking

Where a guy gets a woman drunk and then takes her home and fucks her. That is so drunk that she cannot resist.
It is a scientific fact that it takes a lot less liquor to get a woman drunk than a man.

John went liquor fucking last night.

by Deep blue 2012 September 22, 2009