When a woman is heavily pregnant and past due, it may become necessary for their partner to stimulate them sexually to induce labour.
If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard
If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard
Babe, I knew that you were close, but that was totally a Messi lingard! I'm going to clean up and then you get to finish me.
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Dude, the laptop I bought came with a cheap plastic mouse, keyboard, carrying case, stickers, a water bottle, and crappy earbuds! This is just a whole lot of Landfill Liner.
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When you write a nice long paragraph explaining a scene with descriptive words and you get hit with a '"Okay," He said.'
When you write a nice long paragraph explaining a scene with descriptive words and you get hit with a '"Okay," He said.'
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Lineage II is an online RPG/adventure game with a suprisingly high addiction level. Thousands of players manage to hook their daily routines to the toil of Lineage. It is a relatively simple game, in comparison to World of Warcraft. One chooses one of the six races, one of the two professions and one either a male or female. From then on, you explore your local area and hunt wild creatures, collecting various monotonous items. Learning spells of variety is also possible. However, Lineage II follows a set pattern and so character customization is not possible is very weak and narrow. There are few potions, as opposed to the legendary Diablo.
That is the game description, but I have also created an acronym very suitable to the preface of Lineage II:
LOSER INTERNET NIP EYEGASM ADVENTURE GAME ENTERPISE. Like it?
Lineage can also be used as a verb, used to insult those of us who spend hours a day playing the game (nerds).
That is the game description, but I have also created an acronym very suitable to the preface of Lineage II:
LOSER INTERNET NIP EYEGASM ADVENTURE GAME ENTERPISE. Like it?
Lineage can also be used as a verb, used to insult those of us who spend hours a day playing the game (nerds).
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"Man, that girl is the coolest, sexiest, funniest girl alive... I want to go hide in a corner.."
"Dude, that's a Linea! That's how your suppose to feel."
"Dude, that's a Linea! That's how your suppose to feel."
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