lumpy fart

A fart containing substance. A fart gone awry.

Sara thought she could do a barking prairie dog but she ended up letting go with a lumpy fart instead.

by hoho223 February 13, 2010

Limp chode

One who has a chode and can not get an erection

Don't be mean he has a limp chode

by The_dick_lover March 16, 2017

Limp fish handshake

To give a weak handshake.

This guy looks unconfident. He has a limp fish handshake.

by potap April 21, 2010

lampy

General term for how one feels, means to feel good or bright
Can also be used to mean someone is clever

1) *at library*
'hey man, how are you doing?'
'I'm good man, feeling lampy today'
2) 'did you get the answer to question three on the worksheet?'

'yeah it's this *gives answer*
'Sweet, thanks lampy!'

by GeordieAndIKnowIt March 2, 2015

limp dilznik

A piss-take of Limp Bizkit featured in Jake's Booty Call

Fronted by the short, annoying little Dred Furst

"hey let's go to the Limp Dilznik concert for free groupie pussy!"

"Limp Dilznik suck!"

by Lord Fiend May 16, 2006

limp

weak

he has a limp dick hence he is unable to fuck his wife

by johnson August 3, 2003

limp bizket

Game in which a bizket or cookie is placed on the ground in the middle of a circle of people jerking off. the first one to miss it with their cum, or the last one to cum, has to eat it.

You wanna play limp Bizket?

by Chris Johns May 3, 2004