libra

The seventh of the 12 signs of the zodiac, represented by the scales, which runs from September 24 to October 23.

Libra is an air sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

libary

How people who speak ebonics state the word "library". Apparently, they don't know how to pronounce an "R"...hmm...

Don't you learn that when you're about 3?

"I gots ta go to da libary"

by brym June 23, 2003

Librofl

A place where books available to borrow by the public are kept.

Students can often found revising in librofls during exam time.

The abbreviated version of the word is 'brofl'

Mart: Where should we go to inflate our new Roger Moore Sex Doll?
Zaf: Standard librofl mate.

Mart: I'm looking for a place where I can buy sexual relations, but at the same time borrow a good Tom Clancy thriller, but I just don't know where!
Zaf: Standard brofl mate.

by Paddy O'Wren April 30, 2008

Library of Ruina

cool as game made by Project Moon that should be added to pb2

you: Yo @Peter_Cainmoon opinions on Library of Ruina

Peter_Cainmoon: kys

by b12-01 June 24, 2023

awks labrynth

To be so entirely awkward that you are in a "labrynth" of extreme unease and awkwardness that you can not escape. Ever.

While staying with his grandparents in Wyoming, young Joe had decided to take the family dog to the park. When he walked into his grandparent's bedroom to ask permission, he found his grandparents in an entangled, wrinkled, sex act. When his grandma saw him standing in the door, she screamed, had a heart attack, and died. Let's just say that Thanksgiving with grandpa is a littttlleee awks labrynth.

by Lee Clancy November 20, 2007

closet librarian

one who displays librarian-like tendencies despite their best efforts to hide them; in fact they usually make no efforts to hide them whatsoever.

Niles Crane (from Frasier) is a closet librarian. There are many others who have not yet come out.

by NOTMYNECK August 13, 2007

library goggles

a phenomenon often observed by students at Oxford University - similar to beer goggles, but produced by prolonged periods in the library and a of lack of social interaction.
This lasts for up to 78 seconds after leaving the library and causes all girls, no matter how ugly, to appear dazzlingly attractive.

"I think that's why I really like Emma. She's always sat opposite me in Wadham library, and I often find myself thinking that I definitely wouldn't mind. It's the library goggles, I'm sure!"

"Oh my chunder. I've got the library goggles again. It's so tragic!"

by Wadhamite February 3, 2009