lazy vag

A girl who has so much sex that her vagina no longer has muscles because its too stretched out. Vagina tightening exercises don't work because her vaginal tissue is too damaged.

Amanda: "We had sex last night and i didn't even feel it."

Bri:"Dude, you have a lazy vag."

by fuckfuckfuckfuckyou August 31, 2010

lazy ninja

Typical UPS driver that is too lazy to ring the doorbell for a home delivery, but somehow mysteriously (using ninja stealth skills) leaves a notice on the door without you noticing even though you were waiting right there for the entire day for that delivery.

"Man, I was supposed to received my new bun bun from Amazon.com today, but that lazy ninja got past the door and claimed he attempted delivery"

by FuzzyBB April 14, 2009

Lazy Cow

A woman that is quite capable of doing a days work, but chooses instead to dodge out of her duties. IE, if at work, hiding in the toilets, filing nails, chatting, making personal phone calls.

From 1998 - 1999, I had to "carry" a woman named "Margaret" as well as my own job, the lazy cow used to bug me so much that I wanted to punch her lights out.

by HILLY B May 31, 2007

lazy piss

This is a bloke taking a piss, but sitting down to do it - like a woman.

Normally done when so pissed that you can't stand up straight.

"Eh Bez, yer so fuckin wasted, son, dat you berra take a lazy piss. If ya try an' slash standin up then yez gonna piss aal down yer kecks."

(Typically overheard in any club in the centre of L'pool)

by Lord Ass July 5, 2005

Lazy Zachry

When someone takes a dump in a urinal.

Don't go in there, somebody left a "lazy zachry" in the men's room.

by Jack Lugo- Baker Oil Tools January 2, 2008

lazy generation

The group of people born between 2000 and 2004. In other words the Lazy Generation. Could be considered a group.

Person 1: Yeah, I'm apart of the Lazy Generation. What about you?

Person 2: Oh, I didn't know you were apart of the Lazy Generation. I am too, I was born in 2001.

by TheTrueCaster April 3, 2021

lazy bastardizing

When you combine doing nothing with slacking off.

Ah there's nothing like lazy bastardizing on hot summer days.

by Prophet of Confusion April 8, 2008