THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!

Its a joke when someone yells THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!! that means find anywhere to go on top of or hang on but none of you body parts can touch the floor the catch is you only have 5 seconds to find something.

"In walmart bob yelled THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!! when I was picking out a XBOX game".

by Miyahda_greatest November 22, 2017

Lava hippo

When you take eat a lot of pancakes and then you take a dump from the pancakes onto a hippo

Hey I just did a lava hippo to Allie Zaki.

by Allie Zaki November 14, 2007

Lava Shower

When a female is on her period and bleeds on her partners face.

Last night Molly was mad at Eric so she gave him a lava shower.

Some guys can be a little too kinky and want a lava shower.
When Matt got a lava shower he nearly threw up.

by thismightbetoofar January 24, 2017

Lava Lamp

A lamp that consists of fluorescent materialistic wax that melts, that’s right it’s not real lava you’ve just been lied to your entire life.

Jimmy:“Ouch! That Lava Lamp was hot!”
Fred: “You know that Lava Lamps aren’t made out of real lava, right?”

by Crackrkid May 1, 2019

Box Lava

Heavy flowing menstration marked by partial coagulation and bearing a slight resemblance to hot magma.

Jessica remarked she was no longer on her period, however when I noticed the box lava oozing down her thigh I knew she wasn't good to go.

by Rubbington Tugford June 5, 2010

lava neck

A neck that looks melted as a result of a nasty and unfortuante bout with the acne.

Mark Mcguire has has a massive case of the lava neck!

by cheapfajita October 22, 2006

Lava Leyva

A creature that has an extremely attractive younger sister. This creatures main defensive/offensive maneuver is the quick, but deadly 'shin kick'. It is known to dispense bricks on command. Be sure not to play the doctor who theme around this creature, or it will become enraged. 'Shin kicking' will ensue. It is commonly found in the Sonoran desert.

Wow! You dispense bricks. You're a regular Lava Leyva!

Don't kick my shins! Are you some sorta Lava Leyva!

Guy 1: *Doctor Who Theme*
Guy 2: Stop or I'll ring your neck!
Guy 1: okay…Lava Leyva

by Zsaszrael October 15, 2016