Laundry Conditioner

Fabric Softener

Kenzie and Jake went to the store to get some Downy Laundry Conditioner.

by JaZie April 24, 2010

Laundry Basket

An alternate closet that sits on your bedroom floor after clothes are removed from the dryer

"Hey, do you have a spare dress? " "Yes, check my laundry basket."

by ColonelCookies March 22, 2017

Laundry Basketing

Admitting a crush, to another person without them knowing.

"is Alana laundry basketing to Andrew?"

"Totally, I dont think he noticed."

by Littyinthecity May 29, 2018

Time for laundry

Codename for sex.

Time for laundry baby.

by Kuehlstein April 23, 2018

laundry payday

When a person collects cash from his dryer immediately after doing laundry. This term has a different connotation from laundry lottery based on the reliability and frequency of the phenomenon. Laundry paydays are what people who never clean out their pockets get, every week, just like a paycheck. Like a laundry lottery, this produces momentary happiness until the person realizes that they had the money all along.

I can't go drink tonight, but tomorrow is laundry payday, so hit me up then.

by [e-mail] February 4, 2009

do the laundry

Wash the dirty clothes

I just did my laundry. I do the laundry on Saturdays.

by Sergey November 22, 2017

Chinese Laundry

reference to hand jobs or masturbation. In the United States and Canada in the late 19th and early 20th century, the occupation of laundry worker was heavily identified with Chinese Americans. They were known for doing laundry "By Hand"

"Man. old boy ain't gettin' no play from his girl!"
"Really? Not even Chinese Laundry?"

or

"Is Lou comin' out with us tonight?"
"No, he says he has to stay in and do laundry..."
"Yeah...Chinese Laundry!"

by Mr. Lynwood April 21, 2010