Clam lapping

Eating snatch, rugmunching, giving oral pleasure to a woman.

Johnny loves clam lapping. He's happiest when he's snout deep in fresh snatch.

by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011

Twat lapping

Walking around a club on the off chance you bump into a girl that wants your penis

Going to the toilet was an easy excuse for twat lapping

by peter griffin 007 December 9, 2013

lappy

adj.
No expression at all
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When pulling a lappy face, there is happiness at all in expression

John is a lappy man.

by broad oak February 26, 2009

Lapple

An apple laptop

i don't have a PC, i have a lapple

by S"morgan October 27, 2010

load lapper

A woman that becomes obsessed with swallowing any form of semen. Upon the sight or knoledge of semen within 5-10 meters, the " load lapper" becomes enraged with ingesting all matter in the quickest time possible.

this load lapper drained my penis of cum like a empty tube of tooth paste.

by sol harvey rosenberg July 29, 2009

Lappin

Lappin... is French for Rabbit.

Lappin also means Lappin Windows, a local song relating to retards.

OMG did u just see that spaz Lappin windows?

by lappinwarren February 8, 2010

lappin

fucking raping someone

just got caught lappin a 4 year old

by roxythechihuahua August 3, 2018