lactating turtle

an insult used to describe some one as either

#1 slow stupid man who would not get laid.

#2 fat man who wont get laid.

#3 man who tries to hard to get laid.

#4 fagot

or

#5 idiot who thinks hes smarter then he actually think

"hey bob"

"fuck you, you lactating turtle"

by dairon December 18, 2008

LaFace

Exclusive record label that had very successful R&B and hip-hop artists (TLC, Usher, Pink, Toni Braxton, OutKast, Goodie Mob, and Donell Jones). In 2000, LaFace folded and all of its artists became part of Arista.

LaFace just signed its first white singer, Pink.

by Phase2Me September 25, 2003

Lafayette, CA

Lafayette is best described as materialistic kids who drive nice cars and know how to spend daddys money. We are down to earth tho, dont get us wrong. We just might rather spend the day shopping than go camping. Gota love LaLaLafayette!

Wanna go to nordies after we work out?

by Payton May 2, 2005

Lafarge

To "cock-block" someone. Mostly used in french, and although usually meant to describe a female who lafarges a man, the sexes can be interchanged. This means that the most common use would be for a woman who lafarges a man who is trying to "get with" either her or another female. It can however also mean a woman who lafarges another woman, a man who lafarges a woman, or a man who lafarges a man.

This word can be used to describe actions both with negative and positive results (i.e. if the dude was a big douche-bag, he can still be lafarged).

Also, lafarging someone can be intentional or accidental.

"Dude, the girl totaly just lafarged me. I was so close to hooking up with Cindy, but the lafargeuse came in and started talking about forest fires...MOOD KILLER!"

by L.J.R. October 14, 2009

oh my lanta

Definition unknown, though suspected it may be similar to "Oh my God" and "Oh my gosh".

Oh my lanta! I think I just soiled myself!

by Jimmy Pop Bo Bop November 19, 2003

Cockbutt Lafagget

someone who is very socialy awkard, has little to no friends and has very poor skills with women.

Hey man, did you hear Cockbutt Lafagget pick up line camping? "I think your cute" LOL FAIL

by Dallas M. Agg November 9, 2009

Lazy Laflamme

Lazy Laflamme - when one man recieves a blow job from another man while pouring hot wax on his own nipples and sitting in a reclining chair.

entimology: a combination of "lazy," thought to derive from the name of a popular brand of recliners, and "la flamme," meaning "the flame" in French.

e.g. "Chip recieved an amazing Lazy Laflamme last night. He said his nipples are still tender"

by Maxwell Tinkersly January 18, 2006