Kylons are the best, usually average height and if you get a good lucky, lightskin. They are cute as hell, and skinny but will put your ass in a headlock if needed. This mf will send you in a spiraling loop of hell without question. Verbally and physically he has no limits. Doesn't matter who you are to him, girlfriend? menace to her, bestfriend of 5 years? menace to him, dog? MENACE TO THEM. But if you ever just happen to get close to them maybe over a summer or something, you get to see this amazing side of them and once you crack the code you are in for a wild ride.
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1) a vagina
2) a ravine, a deep narrow valley or gorge
3) peculiar salt lakes or marshes which dry up to beds of salt
2) a ravine, a deep narrow valley or gorge
3) peculiar salt lakes or marshes which dry up to beds of salt
1) I bet she's got a cheesy kloof
2) Her kloof is queefing
3) Her deep kloof ain't fresh
4) Ma kloof's so saturated and wet
5) She got a tight kloof
2) Her kloof is queefing
3) Her deep kloof ain't fresh
4) Ma kloof's so saturated and wet
5) She got a tight kloof
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Get the kloof mug.Kylo Ren is a fictive character from the Star Wars-Universe. He was first seen in Star Wars IV movie "The force awakens". He was the first and only child of Han Solo And Leia Organa. He is mostly known for his unique light saber with two small lasers to each side. Kylo Ren is a sith lord which is an evil master of the dark side. Kylo Ren later dies just after killing his own father Han Solo.
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Darth Vader: Kylo Ren, I am your grandfather
Ren: Nothing can threaten my power! (Attacks Vader)
Vader: (literally force pushes Ren into his own lightsaber)
Ren: Nothing can threaten my power! (Attacks Vader)
Vader: (literally force pushes Ren into his own lightsaber)
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