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Kyleigh's Law 

The bullshit law passed in NJ made to screw teens over. Under Kyleigh's Law, all provisional license holders under 21 must buy two red-orange $4 plastic velcro-like stickers to put on each license plate. These stickers were designed to help policemen target teenage drivers more easily. This coincides with the new restrictions set up at the same time, which shortens the curfew to 11:01 PM, and limits the number of passengers in the car to one (parents and guardians don't apply).
1: I was driving home late and the cop pulled me over because he saw my Kyleigh's Law sticker.

2: Fuckin' Kyleigh's Law...
Kyleigh's Law by mhsk April 15, 2011

Kyle Style 

Kyle Style can best be defined as simply doing what you do best and do it in a very laid back manner. You might not like the outcome of whatever you are doing but you must accept that fact there is always another opportunity to do better. Whatever the outcome is there is no use of profanity or vulgar celebrations following what just happened.
Wow Tim Tebow threw one heckuva touchdown pass that gave them the lead over the Chargers. He celebrated in a manner that was appropriate for the situation. That was very Kyle Style.

The bowler nonchalantly bowled a strike. That's what I call Kyle Style.

David Freese's walk-off home run against the Texas Rangers in game 6 of the World Series was tremendous. During the post game interview with Marv Albert when he ask Freese how he pulled it off, he simply stated, "I just put good wood on the ball, and hoped for the best. That's what I call Kyle Style my friends.
Kyle Style by Levi Cromer October 30, 2011
A creature that is found in the woods without a belly button. The normal features of one are black hair and blue eyes, along with a "What... am I?" attitude, but not necessarily.
Dude, where's your belly button? Are you a Kyle XY?
kyle xy by nikkimitsuko July 18, 2006
Kylee is a very hot girl. She can be short but beautiful. She is very sweet but can get very angry very easily. She is the greatest mf gf and bsf ever! She will always be there for you but you have to be there for her also cause she will break sometimes. She is very outgoing and trustworthy. Did I mention she is very talented? She is artistic and is smart and a really good musician! She gives out great relationship advice, or just any regular advice! She loves sports and running. She often hides her feelings so you have to go to her. She will act happy but little do you know she could be hiding something, why don't you ask her and try to help? She will always do anything she can to help with even the tiniest things. she is usually always right, even if you don't agree with her. She just couldn't get more awesome! She is sexy, cute, adorable, hot, sweet, caring.. any word that has a good meaning! Again, she is the greatest best friend ever! If you know a Kylee, don't let her go because you WILL regret it! ;)
You can't get any better than a Kylee.
Kylee by Dnskdkfj October 8, 2018
A person who will always hide whats hurting them on the inside and act happy to make everyone else happy.
Look at Kylen, being funny and stupid.
Kylen by thotwithablog January 11, 2019

jeremy kyle 

A talk show host from 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' on ITV.

Basically he is a little weasel of a man who sees every situation on his show as either black or white (life is not that simple), he loves to shout and scream at his guests and has a awful habbit of labelling someone after knowing them for only two minutes, he will take his first impression of a guest then go on a hot-headed rant and ridicule him/her, followed by pathetic howling and cheering from the sheep in the audience. He seems to feel big and mighty having a audience and security guards behind him.

The whole show is horrible to watch as it just about laughing at people who's lives are in the gutter. I don't defend the usual type of guest on his show, but i think the looking down and embarresment of people in front of the whole nation is a sick thing to be considered entertainment.
JEREMY KYLE: Hi welcome back, our next guest brian has just made his way onto the stage. Hello Brian welcome to the show, so you have a child, and you like to go out drinking.
BRIAN: Yeah just on the weekend sometimes.
JEREMY KYLE: -YOU SHOULD GIVE UP THE DRINK IT'S PATHETIC YOU HAVE A CHILD!!!

(audince starts howling)
jeremy kyle by mickyash2008 March 22, 2008