Krusty Kristin

A woman that has no brain. Literally an NPC. A meal for Krusty Kristin only consists of rabbit food and Vodka.

Also could be used to describe when a female uses male sperm as shampoo and occasionally sunscreen.
It may also describe when an older female uses the scent of her urine to lure in younger children to her blatantly obvious white van, which may be referred to as “rape train.”

Not again, Darrell just got convicted for committing a Krusty Kristin again… this time at an elementary school.

My roommate just ran out of shampoo so she’s doing the Krusty Kristin again. This time from her creepy step-dad.

by Seth Sidle April 28, 2022

krusty buds

Krusty buds is a Liam who always wants to do random shit.

Just a krusty brudda.
Who looks like MdotR and survives on magic mushrooms and ribena

Krusty buds: yooo Harley I’ll buss you a couple mushrooms if u let me get a likkle cheeky vid

Harley: whatttt so man can get nitty for free?

Krusty buds: yehhh standard g

by Jammey Fucker April 3, 2024

Kentucky Krusty

When the sock is used a second time.

`Damn Jake was willing to try a Kentucky Krusty when his parents left.

by Krankh September 10, 2023

Krusty Krab

Not Patrick Star.

I'm not a Krusty Krab!

by THICK JUICY MEATS November 1, 2021

krusty

Just another definition of looking EXTREMELY ugly or bad.

Me: Damn girl I look so freaking krusty today!

Friend: I know right! You look so krusty.

by ihaveligma July 24, 2018

Krusty Slash

When lesbians scissors while both pussies are dry and krusty. Note that one lesbian has to be muscular and the other has to look like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

“These two lesbians attracted to Sara thought of her while doing a Krusty Slash”

by bham69420 December 28, 2022

Krusty

-To have no friends
-To be a scrub
-Does not eat uncrustables
-Listens to "Too Good" and "Gold Digger" on replay

That kid Isaac is so Krusty.

by ClarkIsAfraidOfTheDark January 19, 2017