Backwards Koala Bear

A sex position perfected by the Aussies, the Backwards Koala Bear involves a fursuit and lots of eucalyptus leaves. One must also speak only in an Australian accent until orgasm is achieved.

Kyle was a master of the Backwards Koala Bear until his liver gave out.

by IWDFF January 14, 2010

Komal

a really funny girl who is absolutely obsessed with every guy ever.

Komal is soooo obsessed with Sam. It's frankly annoying.

by kkkkkkk4512 April 12, 2017

Kayal

Whenever you meet a Kayal, be careful. He is secretly a kayak in disguise obtaining information and sending to his mothership in order to conquer the known galaxy. However they lose interest quickly in whatever they do. This is a warning from the year 4281 where in this reality the Kayak army has taken over the world, I have sent this message through time hoping someone will stop this threat.

Person 01: Hey Kayal, you aren't secretly a kayak in disguise. Are you?
Kayal: *Speaks in wood*
Person 01: Oh okay. That's good to-
*Person 01 gets shot*
Kayal: *Speaks in wood*

by Mashedpotato=IrishGuacamole September 2, 2019

Full Koala

The act, and sometimes attack move) of jumping on someone's back until the person is forced to the ground.

So I was in photography class and I got full koala'd. It was pretty bad.

by alphamaledomination May 6, 2006

Dirty Koala

When a shorter guy takes home a taller girl and has to climb her like a tree during sexual acts.

“Damn... she’s hot but she’s taller than you bro”
“I’ll tell you what I’d take her back and give her something called the dirty koala”

by IRTech609 June 21, 2019

Koala Sex

The act of having sex like an angry Koala. When the male becomes very aggressive and strikes the female into submission during intercourse. Slapping of the ass, and pushing down if the face is a must to complete this style of sex. It is also encouraged to not let the female position herself in any sort of way or fashion.

Donovan and Ashley had crazy Koala sex! She tried to move and he planted her face down! Then he smacked her ass until she let him do whatever he wanted!

by DPrevenant December 23, 2008

kovalchuk

The greatest hockey player in the world. Currently plays on the Atlanta Thrashers. He uses jets (when he skates really fast), dangles (when he dekes through everyone), and a huge shot.

Kovalchuk turned on his jets, and scored.

by Jeremy B. February 15, 2005