Rectal Kisser

It's where two individuals put their ass cheeks together and begin contracting their anus in rhythmic form - contract and relax. It can be be quick or slow, or even hard pressed like a french kiss. Typically performed by homosexuals. (I assume lol)

Dude...I think Neil is rectal kisser.

Hey man, what the fuck are Neil and Bob doing in there? They been in there for over an hour. I bet their rectal kissing again!

by F.O.O.C.H January 2, 2009

Log Kisser

One who blows on fire or "firewood" in order to make it bigger

Gosh Corbin, quit kissing the log you log kisser!

by nerdybuns June 3, 2009

Bloody Kisses

The act of cutting your lip open and giving somebody a long kiss, usually a french kiss. Normally practiced with vampires and other goth types. Can also mean eating a woman out while she is on her period.

Wow, they're giving each other bloody kisses. That's something you don't see something every day.

by Johnny_Suicide February 28, 2009

Peanut butter kisses

The act of spreading peanut butter on your genitals (typically male) and letting a dog lick it off for sexual pleasure.

I was so desperate last night I just settled for peanut butter kisses from fluffy.

by Scarlet14 December 16, 2009

POW! Right in the Kisser!

actually, it's a quote originally from the honeymooners, aka alice and ralph, which the show Family Guy seems to make fun of quite a bit.

One a these days Alice, one of these days... POW! Right in the Kisser!

by bandaid man December 28, 2005

Cocoa Butter Kisses

Cocoa butter symbolizes love, because cocoa butter is generally made to smell good, it heals your skin tone, and it gives you smooth skin that people love to use it.

I miss my cocoa butter kisses, hope you smile when you listen.

by _neonclouds December 9, 2019

butt-kisser

Someone who is always sucking up to some other person in a sickening manner.

Soccer moms are some of the world's best butt-kissers.

by RatchetBoo April 26, 2003