Klaehn

One of the best family’s you’ll ever meet, never would want to lose them. They make you feel at home in a random place. If you have the chance to meet one you won’t regret it. They’re happiness can bring somebody from a dark hole in life.

The Klaehn’s are the best!!

by Welder 1224 May 19, 2024

Klashnikov Boghos

Sexist man in Bourj Hammoud who fights with turks and blows up cafes with his grenade.

look its klashnikov boghos *boom*

by BlligKing777 November 2, 2024

kaphistic

or Lesbian Voyeurism, where one partner in said relationship is excessively a peeping-tom(boy), despite protest, continues to peep.

Mary ripped open the shower curtain.
She was far too kaphistic with me,
but the dog in me must protect this.
"Please do not stare there." I begged

by Mike T. SingeMinge February 20, 2025

Klappe kake

Norwegian slang for spanking.

Han sa på tull at hun hadde vært så rampete at hun fortjente litt klappe kake.

by Gro Harlem Brundtland October 19, 2025

O'klaharo

This is traditionally a male of Irish decent who at some point lives in oklahoma This strange mixture of cultures gives birth to a person who wears anything from skin toned toms, to a Kum&Go trucker hat, that laughs like a pretty girl making faces. Also, they tend to be born with a sickness that can only be cured by shopping. A lot. ESPECIALLY at Express (even though they occur in nature mostly male). Some people have the habit of questioning the o'kaharo's sexuality, but it's up to them to confirm that. Speaking of their questionable sexuality, o'klaharos almost always seem to have a special relationship with baby wetzys, a bromance of sorts.

Popular occupation: singing boyscout (they really know how to "pitch a tent"...) ;)
Weird quirks: has a strange fascination for asian blue balls , scarves and cardigans.

Bri: crap! i can't set up this freaking tent!

Daniel: well ur stupid! just fly in an o'klaharo!
Bri: ur right... what was i thinking?!?
*calls in an o'klaharo for help, he arrives shorty on his pink crotch rocket*
Daniel: what's that singing i hear?... and why are there scarves all over the place?
Bri: oh that's just the o'klaharo working. he has to take off his scarves for maximum tent pitching...

by phoenix fire flame May 10, 2011

Mah-klah

Mah-klah is such an amazing person she is so loving and she has a beautiful complexion she will be your best friend till the end she is beautiful but is always stuck on her flaws she dosnt think so she has sass but that is a good thing to balance all the sweet parts of her if u are friends with her you will light up every time she walks in the room her beautiful silk black hair and eyes u could get lost in if you ever got to date her you would be so lucky because she will shower you with love she smiles even when she’s sad and tries to keep it together but when she has to let everything out her friends are always there yes she might be a little crazy but the best people are

Boy:who’s that girl over there

Mah-klahs bestie: oh that is my best friend Mah-klah

Boy:I think I’m in love

Mah-klahs bestie: awww how sweet ..back off buddy she’s mine

by @Hannah_love cats12131415 April 24, 2019

Alicja Klapot

The most beautiful, gorgeous, amazing, funny, sweet, sexy woman that you could ever have the pleasure of meeting. She might look like she has a heart of stone, but don’t judge her by her blinding beauty. If you are bold enough to pluck up the courage to speak to this absolute worldie, then you will soon realise that she is the most kind hearted, friendly, woman that you will ever come across. There are literally no negatives to be said about her but the only flaw that she has is that she seriously lacks in self-confidence and struggles to take a compliment, which is really quite funny seeing as no matter where she is, she gets complimented by anyone that is lucky enough to be in her presence. She has eyes that you could get lost in forever, bluer than the deepest ocean or the brightest of clear blue skies. Quite simply, words cannot describe how beautiful this woman is. Her beauty is ineffable. A true princess, who deserves nothing but the best out of life. Anybody that is lucky enough to capture the heart of this stunning woman should feel honoured and privileged to be given her affection, and should do absolutely anything to keep her happy because she will be the best thing that will ever happen to you. She is the sort of woman that any man would love to marry, because she is destined to be the greatest wife and mother that this world has got to offer 💖

Alicja Klapot is so much more than what any man could ever dream of

by #secretadmirer August 17, 2019