Kezion is the kind of person that many would want to be around. He's very tall for his age. He's funny, but can get very out of pocket most of the time. To most people, he seems like the person who doesnt talk much but with his friends around, you'd be dealing with a whole different personality. Kez is basically a a vibe, chill and lovin' person at times, but dont take his kindness for granted as he isknown to snap at people without hesitation. He's not popular but is known by many. Overall, Kez is jus great!
Kezion is cool
by niggerynigel November 19, 2023
Get the kezion mug.
Keziah is the most hairiest fakest fattiest lesbian that you will ever meet. She always has a boyfriend that cheats on her she knows but she still is with him probably because she’s cheating on him too. She’s rude to her parents constantly telling them that they are high. If you have a friend named keziah leave her because she is fat.
by Iffjkwidjcnd January 8, 2024
Get the Keziah mug.Her name is kinda unique and she will not hesitate to correct you if you mispronounce her name. However, she is a great person! She is confident and stylish. She cares about her friends and will fight for them. She has too many bags. She kinda mean and laugh at your face. She has a "pet" cat named Luna (?)
by nikkie chad February 5, 2024
Get the keizanne mug.by Myla_ninths April 22, 2024
Get the Keziah mug.Kezban is a name given to Turkish women. It is believed to have entered the Turkish language through Arabic from the word كَذَّاب (kadhdhāb)—meaning habitual liar. However,the Turkish language has also been influenced by Persian. In Persian, the suffix “-ban” means keeper, guardian, or protector. Additionally, the word ked-banu, meaning caretaker or one who manages a household in Persian, is cited as an origin of the name Kezban.
Many families today refrain from naming their children Kezban, as the name's meaning has devolved over time, becoming a slang term meaning ignorant peasant woman or Turkish whore. A potential explanation for this radical shift in meaning can be traced back to a semi-common Turkish expression: Kezban'ın kerhanesi, meaning Kezban's brothel. This expression would be used in situations where many unknown and sketchy people had entered and left a certain room or building (“You turned my home into Kezban's brothel for your party!”). Over time, the expression was cut down to the name itself by lazy speakers, while holding the same meaning (“You made my car into a Kezban with all the people you let inside!”).
That is how Kezban—likely the madam of a brothel during the Ottoman era (living up to the meaning of her name “manager of a home”)— lost her name’s meaning and became a slang term.
In short, the name Kezban means caretaker, or guardian of a home. It is associated with elegance, responsibility, organization, devotion, and radiant beauty.
Many families today refrain from naming their children Kezban, as the name's meaning has devolved over time, becoming a slang term meaning ignorant peasant woman or Turkish whore. A potential explanation for this radical shift in meaning can be traced back to a semi-common Turkish expression: Kezban'ın kerhanesi, meaning Kezban's brothel. This expression would be used in situations where many unknown and sketchy people had entered and left a certain room or building (“You turned my home into Kezban's brothel for your party!”). Over time, the expression was cut down to the name itself by lazy speakers, while holding the same meaning (“You made my car into a Kezban with all the people you let inside!”).
That is how Kezban—likely the madam of a brothel during the Ottoman era (living up to the meaning of her name “manager of a home”)— lost her name’s meaning and became a slang term.
In short, the name Kezban means caretaker, or guardian of a home. It is associated with elegance, responsibility, organization, devotion, and radiant beauty.
Person 1: "Wow! Look it's Kezban! She's the only one in school to ever get 44/45 on her IB exams!"
Person 2: "Amazing. She's so smart and elegant! Imagine the organization it takes to achieve that distinction!"
Person 3: "I wish I was her."
Person 2: "Amazing. She's so smart and elegant! Imagine the organization it takes to achieve that distinction!"
Person 3: "I wish I was her."
by ƪ(‾.‾“)┐ July 21, 2025
Get the Kezban mug.Keian Sutton — The Emerald Taniwha
In the mists where river meets sky, there exists a being neither fully of this world nor the next — Keian Sutton, the Emerald Taniwha. Like the great taniwha of old, he moves between realms unseen, a guardian and trickster bound by ancient power, his presence felt before he is ever seen.
Where the taniwha commands the waters, Keian commands something far more sacred — the very air itself. With a mere flick of his wrist, a perfectly rolled joint materialises from the ether, crackling with a strain so potent it has never been measured by mortal instruments. Scientists have wept trying. The THC content is said to exceed all known limits — a number that exists only in legend, somewhere between impossible and divine.
Elders whisper that the smoke he exhales takes the shape of great serpents, coiling into the sky before dissolving into stars. Those fortunate enough to share his company speak of time bending, colours deepening, and a deep, rolling laughter that shakes the earth like a taniwha surfacing from the deep.
He is protector of good vibes, destroyer of bad energy, and an eternal wanderer of the in-between.
Do not seek Keian Sutton. He finds you — when the moment is right.
In the mists where river meets sky, there exists a being neither fully of this world nor the next — Keian Sutton, the Emerald Taniwha. Like the great taniwha of old, he moves between realms unseen, a guardian and trickster bound by ancient power, his presence felt before he is ever seen.
Where the taniwha commands the waters, Keian commands something far more sacred — the very air itself. With a mere flick of his wrist, a perfectly rolled joint materialises from the ether, crackling with a strain so potent it has never been measured by mortal instruments. Scientists have wept trying. The THC content is said to exceed all known limits — a number that exists only in legend, somewhere between impossible and divine.
Elders whisper that the smoke he exhales takes the shape of great serpents, coiling into the sky before dissolving into stars. Those fortunate enough to share his company speak of time bending, colours deepening, and a deep, rolling laughter that shakes the earth like a taniwha surfacing from the deep.
He is protector of good vibes, destroyer of bad energy, and an eternal wanderer of the in-between.
Do not seek Keian Sutton. He finds you — when the moment is right.
by ISmokeCrack4Fun March 15, 2026
Get the Keian Sutton mug.